if that’s all it took i would ignore that a RB at 3 is a bad idea bc i love love so much. but also, just take bailey there in that case!

yeah it’s fun to dunk on them but like….i don’t think lynch is using the chat bot trained on reddit posts.

at long last i have my summer house take: ciara is really fucking up the phonetic alphabet

now i know i’m being watched, i gotta get a haircut!

thanks for watching kris. we don’t expect anyone to see it but it’s cool to know it wasn’t the worst use of someone’s 5 hours 😃. come back strong from that achilles!

if ben likes it i’d talk myself into it in about 5 minutes lol. he’s just REALLY unimpressive on thr spreadsheet and it worries me

you listened to this whole thing?! i struggled to record the whole thing lmao. and i had beer!

i don’t like sadiq. but i am secretly hoping for a corner or a wr assuming thienemann doesn’t fall

he’s probably not but he’s just so DA coded we had to

totally random draw. the odds are off the charts!

paleontologists know that the dinosaurs actually died of autoerotic asphyxiation and are covering up. brontosauruses had 6 inch necks before their final moments.

of course i have a favorite dinosaur bc its pretty easy to see a buncha things and say ah yes, this is my guy. but also, dinosaurs are dumb. who cares about dinosaurs. they’re gone. as we speak there are dozens of animals that are still living like pigs and ducks and axolotls

yeah idk man, i just think it’s cool that they get to be teammates again. idk what is considered being weird about it, but once dallas won the lottery i was like holy shit, this is cool. and also i got annoyed at mock drafters pretending miles or that french girl were better picks.

i like sabrina carpenter but i fear some day we’ll find out all these songs were written about morgan wallen or some shit

kanye i’m trying to forgive and forget , do a good one damn it

bitch shut the fuck up

i’m sorry, so should i NOT follow this adrian guy on fanvue? i’m told he’s married

i’ve only seen one episode but i’m the little haitian kid that got drunk and blew his fingers off with fireworks

yeah i’m pretty comfortable guessing the answer wouldn’t be super coherent

i am producing an unacceptable amount of tears at this bar

walk me through the thought process on this comment, i’ve always been curious

yeah i’m sympathetic to the slippery slope i don’t want it to reach but if you can squint and see any valid argument at all for more eligibility just let him back

Illinois' 15-point comeback vs. Arizona in 2005 Elite Eight YouTube video by March Madness

youtu.be/kmwQPOlR3RI?...

it’s about that time to post this for no reason

what’s the difference between princess diana and tiger woods? tiger woods hasn’t died in a car crash yet, as far as publicly available information goes

there was that old joke “what’s the difference between princess diana and tiger woods? one has a better driver.” time to update that one

just glorious. the total opposite of how i saw this going

EDGE Parsons
EDGE Hutchinson
EDGE Verse
EDGE Burns

DI Carter
DI L Williams
DI Q Williams
DI J Davis? J Redmond?

LB Campbell
LB Baun
LB D Davis (another guy who has been screwed by this)
LB Wagner? E Cooper?

CB Horn
CB Spoon
CB DeJean
CB Q Mitchell

S Byard
S Budda
S Winfield
S J Love

this year NFC would have been
QB Stafford
QB Darnold
QB Dak

RB Gibbs
RB McCaffrey
RB Bijan

WR JSN
WR Puka
WR Pickens
WR ARSB
WR Lamb

TE McBride
TE Kittle
TE Ferguson

LT Wirfs
RT Sewell
OT T Williams
OT A Thomas

LG Thuney
RG Lindstrom

OG Smith
OG Dotson

C Dalman
C Jurgens

roster format should be

3 QB
3 RB
1 FB (for now)
5 WR
3 TE
1 LT
1 RT
2 additional OT
1 LG
1 RG
2 additional OG
2 C

4 EDGE
4 DI
4 Off ball LB
4 CB
4 S

K
P
LS
ST ace

all star games are silly etc etc until we realize they capture how a player was seen for some portion of his career, and that matters a lot for HOF stuff. and when lavonte david makes one for his career bc he’s competing with demarcus ware and micah parsons, that shit sucks.

MVP
Ohtani
Witt

CY
Skenes
Hunter Brown

ROY
Griffin
McGonigle

WS MVP
Mookie Betts

KC over HOU
NYY over TOR
CHC over CIN
MIL over MIA

SEA over KC
NYY over BOS

LAD over CHC
MIL over NYM

SEA over NYY
LAD over MIL

LAD over SEA in 5