I like to use real life as a sort of internet

somebody pick my goat up PLEASE

if anyone wants a cool shitpost of similar caliber for $25 or less (depending on complexity)...hmu, i love doing goofy quick-turnaround commissions

custom Nubby's Number Factory steam banner for @comradekrona.bsky.social (featuring, of course, a breadbug)

(tap for full image)

YIPPEE

THANK YOU SO MUCH< I LOVE HOW THIS TURNED OUT <3

(late response, havent logged in here in a bit lmao)

henceforth referring to my period as "having flow aura"

comm for @foxspl.bsky.social !! thank you for trusting me with your funny little goober witch

hey guys can we start trusting splat safety again. pls

it will never be perfect but it's a really important authority to have especially in a community with so many young people

#compsplatoon

Ready to relive some memories from Riptide 2025? Take a look at our completed Riptide Trading Card Project digital zine! Within the zine, you can view all of the art by the lovely artists involved in the trading card project, photo memories, etc. Enjoy! 💛

drive.google.com/file/d/1E4Kx...

A group photo of all artists involved in the Riptide Trading Card Project 2025.

That’s a wrap for the 2025 Riptide Trading Card Project! From the bottom of our hearts, thank you all so much for your support of this project & our incredible 37 artists who participated this year.

Until next time…! 💛

love you all

damn, last riptide was the best weekend of my life but i think this riptide managed to top it

Wow who is that on the mic emceeing riptide top cut they're so hot and funny and cool

Support AltoStratus Support AltoStratus

the money for printing all this cool free swag came out of my own pocket 🤠

if you're feeling generous and have some extra riptide spending money, i would really really appreciate any tips to my kofi, no matter how small ❤️❤️❤️ ko-fi.com/altostratus

ALSO, i will have limited edition TETRIS EFFECT STICKERS on hand!!!!

i only have about 100 of each so i generally will not be giving out full sets...pick your favorite!

GREETINGS RIPTIDE ATTENDEES...i can finally reveal my card art for the @splatlanart.bsky.social project!!!!

you can identify me and the other artists by our matching lavender bandanas

i'll give you a guaranteed holo if you can beat me at puyo puyo tetris

#Riptide2025 #splatoon

RIPTIDE GOERS!

I have created a tool to help keep track of the @splatlanart.bsky.social trading cards. You can download this spreadsheet for your own use!

❗PREVIEWS ARE NOT FINISHED❗
I just wanted to share this with the community now as we are all in final preparations for the event!

Check 🔗 👇🏼

this is so epic thank you

we have a real logo now instead of just a tetris screenshot (via @alto-spl.bsky.social)

RAAAAAHHHHHHH

something is happening...

on my birthday too???? 🥹

MEEEEEE

waow...

WOAH WOAH WOAH

Oh yeah, it’s official. We’ll be participating in @riptidessb.bsky.social 2025’s Splatoon 3 bracket!!

Or at least we will be once Cyanne gets her act together… :/

Tetris Effect just finished its first LUTI season (D4) with a 3-2 record!!!!

the future looks bright, friends... 🔜🌊

hello dearest fans. we are now a competitive Puyo Puyo Tetris team. thank you for your support

anyways D4 RAAHHHHHHH GO TETRIS EFFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!