Bastards have been doing it to me for decades now

For your consideration

Looking great orby

staying in a fancy hotel for a few days is nice but nothing hits like returning to your shitty little apartment where all your garbage ass crap is

Used to be a proper country etc etc

This would legit be the funniest outcome and that is from a gator fan lol

One of life’s most exhilarating thrills

Takeout article about Pete hegseth’s grilled steak seasoning mix

“the Takeout” gets the wall when the revolution comes

Really got the “just fuck me up” fam cut, damn that’s bad

basically fact at this point

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

what were the 10% of the policies tho

Average mayor Pete fanatic

Oh shit I didn’t know that

Deeply unwell individual

RIP officer megadoodoo

Woah

“What if Columbo didn’t dress like shit”

herb alpert

Herb Alpert had hoes

“e-girl / podcaster boyfriend” final boss

Jon Secada has a hit song every 13 or 17 years.

GIBBY HAYNES We used to go into the Banshees’ dressing room and take the Gouda off their deli tray so that we could say we stole Siouxsie and the band’s cheese. It’s a pun—the highest form of humor.

The Butthole Surfers are culture

Al franken’s supply side Jesus delivering the sermon on the mount

Doobie brothers - what a fool believes

you can tell none of these charlatans, eg Vance and the like, are Real Catholics because they have absolutely no fucking shame

At least they’re consistent in their beliefs within this regard