What's the average number of failed runs before a win @megacrit.com?

Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.

Some people don’t deserve coffee.

Artie Vinick 2028

While giving a brief house rundown to our Gen Z babysitter, I found myself explaining how to operate the CD player in case she wanted to listen to the new Johnny Blue Skies.

I most certainly did not like that ref.

Loss that doesn’t even really feel like a loss #austinfc #mlsrefsaretrash

Season 6 here we go #austinfc

My man 👊

This is the most diabolical one I’ve seen yet.

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

Catch us again At Ellis Bar, Congress/2nd, on March 28!

“I have this platinum card, does that get me in? Oh, the OTHER platinum card, OK. I’m Silver Medallion. Still no? I’m also Elite, it looks like. Is that anything? No? Oh, ok.”
-Me at every Delta Lounge at every airport in the world.

Brilliant.

Denmark, January.

ICE are domestic terrorists.

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

First loop of ‘26
#theyearofbikes

Eagerly awaiting your submission of impeachment articles.

When will you be submitting your impeachment articles?

I fully expect my representative to draft articles of impeachment. Anything less is a dereliction of duty. @doggett.house.gov

This also applies to my presumptive future rep, @repcasar.bsky.social

Well, that was quite the Trump rally dressed as a FIFA draw.

Yes, it is.

Oh baby Kern Burns Sunday is back!

The Democrats are complete and absolute cowards. This can now, accurately, be called the Democrat Shutdown.

Locked in to Kornacki.

The season ends with a whimper, see y’all next year. #austinfc #listos