the guy who hacked my bsky account was spitting with this one

fuck israel

Your shoes tie themselves tighter throughout the day

The grocery store has an aisle that wasn't there yesterday

The moon's craters spell your name in a dead language

Your blood type changes when you're alone

freaky sonic

Your shadow has too many fingers today

The ocean is shallower this morning. Something drank

awesome

This look goes crazy

Type of shit I’m on

I’m here for it bigly

You a 1 bro hope you’re having a good week

Am I crazy or was “crypto scammer” not like the most predictable path for her LOL

When I was in high school, the guidance counselor used to speak really scornfully about easy electives like "underwater basket weaving" but I have contemplated this for 35 years, and I still think underwater basket weaving sounds really hard.

Thinkin about the cool mountainside graveyard I visited yesterday