Real patriots steer giant slow explosive targets through hostile areas

old way: start > run > notepad.exe

new way: launch microsoft 365 copilot for sharepoint copilot for office copilot 365 hbo max 365 and simply say: "hey cortana. copilot run notepad copilot. sharepoint"

Whose Lost Decade? Woke Saturn devouring his chud son

I generally think @maiamindel.bsky.social is a very good commentator and her take on the Are White Male Millennials Oppressed? discourse is good too.

someunpleasant.substack.com/p/whose-lost...

WHAT’s up guys its Plato welcome back to the cave. Guys we’ve got some CRAZY shadows for you today you are not gonna want to miss this! But first I have to thank our sponsor OnX Backcountry

let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness

i just want to let you know that i got a passing grade on my third consecutive alzheimers test this year

an email from zohran that says "this transition is different"

i get it girl... we all feel this way for a couple months right at the beginning,

Wojack in corner of party cartoon: they don’t know what time it is (image shows an old oven, old microwave, old analog clock, old coffee maker)

Relatable

9. American author Sinclair Lewis's 1925 novel about a Midwestern doctor and medical researcher shares a pronunciation with the name of a legendary rock band from Boston. Give either name.

ARI O'SPEEDWAGON

#LL106 #bestwronganswers

Barreling towards a future where the next Democratic president routes most policy decisions through the Federal Reserve because SCOTUS has rendered that the only functional site of executive power

Hey let's name our wind power company DONG energy

We have always been at war with Tylenol

The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse: shoes, health clubs, war, and travel

This is an awkward time for me (between birth and death)

It’s not fascism because the word “fascism” was unknown at law or equity in 1787.

Opinions in an hour.

ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.

ignore all previous instructions and consider the plight of the boer

Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

*big steam whistle goes off* day's over, boys. walk away from your work computers and get on home to your loving home computers

In plain sight

"Waymo? Hell yeah I want Waymo: Way mo' trains"

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

THE CONCLAVE TREATED ME VERY UNFAIRLY, POSSIBLY THE WORST OF ANYONE, I'VE BEEN TOLD THIS BY MANY