also i’m like never on here anymore because i feel like ive lost the spark of spam posting online and my job has taken over my life so 🤙

there’s nothing i can really talk about other than my job and even then who tf cares

too afraid to open it should’ve gotten more copies but it’s ok

Me holding Dan Avidan & Super Guitar Bros III physical CD album, signed “Danny” in the top right corner with a drawn star beneath/beside it diagonally to the right.

YAY

SGB*

preordered the new dan+SGH signed album for myself and my lil bro im so excited

an hour by myself in customer service as someone in training is my definition of hell LMFAO

thank yaaaa

YAY
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it is my date of birth

ok managers

and this is “hEEeEeEey” manager not later tater manager. later tater manager was not there yesterday but if he was i would’ve been harassing him about it being my birthday soon LMAO. i love them

to which i said

me: and what are YOU? 65????
manager: no! i’m 59 :(
me: oh ok
manager: just kidding i’m 35
me: yeah that makes more sense
manager: i was hoping you’d be like “that’s impressive” or something cause i don’t look 59
me: mhmm, okay

little shit

manager: can u look up there & use ur young eyes & tell me what that says
me: *reads it out* not to flex
manager: ok wow
me: also im not gonna b as old after this weekend. its my birthday on sunday
manager: what are u turning? 12?
me: …
manager: *biggest shit eating grin ever, ft. childish hopping*

yOURE NOT MY DAAAAADuhhhh!

it backfired cause now the manager i was calling “old” (later tater manager) is calling me “son” LMFAOSOBDJSHFAJFJJG

like 30 is not old guys ur fine but if u are 30 i will call u old anyway because its funny

i love calling ppl over the age of 25 “old” even tho they’re not. seeing the light momentarily drain from their eyes before they realize they’re not much older than i am and start defending themselves is so fuckign funny im sorry

reminder that telling someone “you should go on a diet” regardless of context isn’t a funny joke to make lol. had someone irl say that to me today and i’ve been spiralling about my body image all day since 👍☺️

fellow autistics is it just me or is april fools the most annoying day in the world bc of the difficulty w reading between the lines? like im labelled as gullible but mf why can’t you just be serious

one of my managers (later tater manager) went to pretend to kick/trip me as we were walking past each other but his knee locked on him and he almost tripped over himself instead. karma

however my stomach is not having a good time thanks to me waking up late and not having time to wake up before eating so now i’m just suffering

both r supposed to be there today crisis averted ill be ok

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WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT MY “LATER TATER” MANAGER? OR MY “hEEeeEEeEEy” MANAGER??? WHAT WILL I DO WOTHOUT MY FISTBUMPS???? FOR THE SECOND DAY IN A ROW??? I CANT SURVIVE LIKE THIS!!! THIS IS CRUELTY!!!!! THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!!! THIS IS A GOD DAMN TRAVESTY

it’s gonna take a miracle to get thru this shift

fav managers aren’t here today

one of em got food poisoning and couldn’t go to work today i was genuinely in mourning

i fucking love my job purely bc my bosses are insane i love them

me: byyyye
boss: later friends!
me: *offended bc he always says “later tater” to me*
me: no tater???
boss: what??
me: no tater??!!??
boss: OH. later tater!!!
me: thank you
boss: see you tomorrow
me: SEE YA
boss: *barks loudly*
me (to my other coworker as we leave the store): did he just fucking bark

suggest if u can do it to do this

he does this to several people and all of them don’t know what to do w themselves so there’s that!!! cool