I can't stop watching it.

Ooh how edgy is Lee Anderson?

Mary and Lofty out off of EastEnders.

Siouxsie Sioux and Peter “Budgie” Clarke of Siouxsie and the Banshees and spin-off act The Creatures (London, 1987)

Paws!

Obviously I've got the heated throw on for the cat.

A Delicious brand Cumberland Sausage & Tomato Breakfast Barm with a Clearance sticker on it. The sticker has handwriting reading “£1.38 Delicious Cum”

It’s the 15-year anniversary of the Delicious Cum butty I found on clearance at Boots

Anyway, Garth Marenghi was fun.

What's the point of building a shiny new bloody station if half the trains are cancelled? Got to New Street in time to get the 9.56. Which was cancelled.

Ferocious-looking daft old tuxedo cat with her mouth open baring her teeth. Whiskers everywhere.

I WILL DESTROY YOU (after my nap).

Tuxedo cat relaxing in the sun

Happy #caturday

Just had to go out on an emergency biscuit run for the 6 blokes who've turned up to patch up various bits of our roof.

Tonight I'm off to see one of the few people you'll meet who's written more books than they've read.

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Man who wears jeans to swim in shit knows best.

Sorry what?

"Yeah, whatever"

That staircase though 😍

Freudian slip...

"SPACE CONCRETE BRICKS IS PEOPLE!"

a man in a suit is sitting on a stage with a band behind him and says ha ! ALT: a man in a suit is sitting on a stage with a band behind him and says ha !

Listening to the Smersh Pod The Dead Zone episode again to take my mind off going back to work tomorrow.

I swear during a mammogram my brain ceases to recognise the simplest instruction. "Raise your right arm". I raise my left arm. "Drop your shoulder". I immediately tense my shoulder. Must be nerves but I feel so stupid while the nice lady patiently wrestles me into the correct position.

The Hungarian people wisely refused to listen to these grifting scumbags.

Sitting in the pub earlier having lunch and our mate says he used to work with "Mr Hofner" in the Paul McCartney missing Hofner bass documentary.

Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses. --- **GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT** Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell leaflet text: **ATKINSON, John** Reform UK John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services. --- **HENDERSON, Iain** Reform UK Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them. --- **MURRAY, Arthur** Reform UK Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces. ---

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

Dr. Woofenstein The Damned · So, Who's Paranoid? · Song · 2008

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Here I am congratulating the randomly chosen lucky winners of our energy bills prize draw.
Oops... sorry, wrong picture - this is a photo of us from seven years ago.

An old mangle

Mammogram on Monday.

As my eyesight gradually worsens, I rely on audiobooks.