I'm a huge fan of Carrion At Your Convenience, where they all get explosive diarrhea, then go to Brighton.

Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

When Doveralls Cry

- "Holmes, why is there meringue on your knob?"

- "Lemon entry, my dear Watson!"

Some Osmonds. They're smiling, waving and looking up, as if they're welcoming someone really tall.

Here they are welcoming new band member: Richard

There's no reason to the Brit/BPI awards. Like that time "Simply Red" was nominated for best male vocalist.

That's part of my 'evidence'. Because of the Flushed Away bungle, they gave Hugh Grant the Pirates gig, no questions asked.

Probably off the back of that Bee Gees Sgt Pepper film.

It was remarkable they managed to win Best Band at the Brits by releasing 1 new single, and a load of remixes.

Definitely top 3 for me. The video is brilliant too.

Ooh, in that case, can I point out that Never Enough by The Cure, Play EP by Ride, and The Wedding Present's 3 Songs EP were all released on the same day?

"By using these vouchers in the Normandy Cemetery gift shop, you'll make a real saving, Private Ryan!"

Roddy, the lead character in Flushed Away, is such a Hugh Grant role. I genuinely believe that Aardman phoned the wrong Hugh by mistake, so ended up with Jackman instead.

Research ...

"Lately I've been staring in the mirror"

Gotcha, Stevie.

A beach house called "Seashell Sanctuary"

Ian Astbury's favourite holiday destination

youtu.be/if-rQcLnYK4?...

In the dark alleyway off Leicester Square, a confused police officer approaches Alex, standing over David's body.

Alex: It was ... an American Werewolf.
Police Officer: In London???

FADE OUT

Happy birthday to my two biggest musical influences:

Robert Smith for some smashing songs & gigs. And my dad for once burning me a CD of Shakin Stevens Greatest Hits.

'Mr. Irrelevant' First Look: David Corenswet Sports Pic Teased At CinemaCon 'Mr. Irrelevant,' Paramount's football pic starring Superman himself David Corenswet, got a first-look preview at CinemaCon on Thursday.

Not sure about this Viz adaptation. It doesn't look especially hat-stand to me.

deadline.com/2026/04/mr-i...

The future's sunnie

Bloody great shirtings!

Speaking of which, here's when we concluded that Oppenheimer is actually a prequel to Them!

www.buzzsprout.com/113660/episo...

Duncan Bannatyne: "Is there even a market for this product?"

The lead singer of Cornershop: "Our research shows there's a very high demand for it"

Did he sign it "Crazy Horse"?

The "Don't make me, Ang Lee" pun is so perfect, isn't it.

Google Maps image for the village of Newcastle Emlyn, which is in Carmarthenshire.

Football quiz: Who did Liverpool beat 6-0 in August 1967? And for a bonus point, who scored their first goal for the club during that game?