hey all, A Thin Black Veil, a collection of short horror stories based on mormon culture, history, and cosmology is out on ebook and paperback!

if you want to read it but you hate amazon and don't want to support them, no problem, DM me and we will figure something out.

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hey folks! big announcement! my collection of gothic mormon short stories is available to pre-order and coming out october 13, just in time for your halloween reading! if you're interested, please go ahead and pre-order and help me get into the top 10 for horror short stories!!!

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Moroni, ca. 421 A.D.

mike says I only come here when I need something (slander!) so I just want to say hello to all the beautiful people out here in blue sky and the real reason I never come here is because I'm scared and confused

please never compare me to gordon monson

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and a reminder if you haven't read it yet that you can get sci fi book here and if you are in dire financial straits but still want to read it, DM me and I'm sure I can get you the ebook for free as long as you promise to actually read it :)

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I will say that some of it's really horror and a lot of it is more on the spooky/eerie side of things. not much violence or gore for the most part (a couple small exceptions). I'm really happy with how they turned out and excited to share.

hi! exciting news (unless you uhhh hate me, I guess)! I'm wrapping up the final drafts for a collection of mormon horror short stories that I'm tentatively hoping to have ready to publish by halloween. if you are interested in receiving an advance review copy, DM your email!

this is the greatest two line exchange of all time

alright I’m on it

watching a bunch of barely post pubescent programmer dweebs dismantle modern society

I am here to educate

okay since they’re gutting woke and DEI can we please do at least one good thing with this energy and bring back the dungeons and dragons episode of community and the two black swans episode of 30 rock

important to remember that all Sasquatches are Mormon but not all Mormons are Sasquatches

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Linoprint, 2021

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rewatching season one of severance and Patricia Arquette and John Turturro’s performances are just so ridiculously good. Patricia Arquette in particular is just so perfect in every single word and look and mannerism, it is one of my favorite performances of all time.

there are some places you just have to accept you will never set foot. I will never see the sky over Oklahoma and I just have to live with that. I will never go there.

the main downside about Bluesky is that I am not able to bully Mike Lee here.

thank you for reading

Switching between 3 books I got for Christmas: A City on Mars, a China travel book, and @nihilists4jesus.bsky.social's Corsair

Oscar worthy delivery of this line, absolutely extraordinary

A whole fridge full of Diet Coke and sparkling water

Shoutout to my Mormon sister’s beverage fridge

ah thanks buddy this means a lot

“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI

thank you

Lemon meringue pie

doubled the meringue. you can do that. No one can stop you.

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