The Federal Tariff Refund Portal is now open.

I'll save you some time, you're getting JACK SHIT back...

I will note that when TMZ asked RFK Jr today what he did with the penis he cut off the roadkill raccoon he refused to answer the question.

In case you’re wondering what House Republicans are doing this week after a 2-week recess….

Passing a resolution honoring themselves for passing a bill last year.

Seriously.

Magazine's Website:
"yOu'rE OuT Of fReE ArTiClEs"

Fine! I'll wait a month, go to Barnes & Nobles and read it for free! You COULD have had .01¢ in ad revenue, but now you get nothing! Good day to whom it may concern!

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

Any other President, any other country, any other time, he’d be impeached, imprisoned and disgraced.

Melania is bringing up the Epstein files to distract from the Iran War which was started to distract from the Epstein files.

To those still complaining about Artemis 2:

We spend 100× more on killing people for oil profits, but yeah, NASA’s the problem. 🤦🏽‍♀️

NASA: $25B
Defense: $901B
That’s 36 NASAs.

Space programs have driven major advancements in science, medicine, and technology, real benefits for humanity.

The President of the United States commemorates Easter by threatening war crimes and dropping an F-bomb

We need a new president, immediately, insomuch as this one has lost all control over his faculties

"DoN't PUt aLL YOur eGgS In OnE bAsKeT"

Kinda hard to pick up eggs if I'm duel wielding wickerwork, now innit?

some of you on here have never teleported to a waffle house and it shows

man squinting at eye drop bottle

When there's an eye-drop recall, but the bottle is too blurry and watery to read the lot number.

#Dune #ReverendMotherHelenGaiusMohiam 65

#SiânPhillips #SianPhillips #BeneGesserit #FrankHerbert #SesameStreet #FrankOz #socktreatment #yourchildhoodruined #smashup #sock #puppet #sockpuppet #puppeteer #puppetry #foryou #fyp #fypツ #lipsync #lipsyncing #lipsyncingsock

It’s that time of year again.

*posts at 4am* this website is dying

actual bluesky challenge: post your favorite work of art from fifty years before you were born.

#ASongOrMovieForErrors

Please Don't Eat the Oopsie Daisies

a close up of a cartoon character wearing glasses covering his face with his hand . ALT: a close up of a cartoon character wearing glasses covering his face with his hand .

#ASongOrMovieForErrors

Messed Up

A giant grimace in looming over the earth from space. His cold dead eyes stare off into the abyss as his gaping maw readies itself to consume our world

holy shit guys, this picture from Artemis is crazy

Good morning

It is April 3rd.

We are in that special place in hell where current events are a joke and non-linear social media feeds still serving April Fools Day content converge.

And this isn't any shade on the astronaut crew.

Just the administration cronies.

Calling it now:

Artemis II launch window opens at 6:24pm.

Trump's address to the nation about Iran is 9pm.

The launch will hold & delay, and then "scrub" right before his address so that all the networks switch coverage to him and give him a built-in audience from the launch coverage.

Image of a pill capsule, with text: "That's a Placebo Meme Scientific studies have found that Placebo Memes receive just as much attention and reaction time from people as real Memes, even if they know they're Placebos."