NBA Playoffs so far (streaming live): Mustache twirling billionaire class vs me

106/3

So far they are winning by a lot!

I am starting to warm up to the idea of guillotines, only now we have taller buildings. The modern answer? A trip to the roof and a good shove.

Bye! (Clear the street first, of course, so no innocent citizens get hurt.)

USA and Israel expect secular democratic regime change for others, how about ourselves?

If you chicken out and claim to win the fight? You might be a narcissist.

What the OKC Thunder needs is a couple more guys named Williams.

Was semi-jamming to the Tulsa rock station yesterday when, “Dude Looks Like a Lady,”

No. Fuck that. Fuck Aerosmith.

Theoretically, they kinda look like ladies. Fuck that band, song, and the station for playing it.

In a quantum mechanical anomaly, Ayatollah Khomeini is simultaneously alive and dead, according to different observers.

Just saw a guy with a t-shirt that read, “One nation under God since 1776”

Bullshit! That was 1954, you jackass.

What the Trump 2015 escalator looks like now. ☹️

Opening ceremonies got a bit METAL!!!

[AI Prompt]: Explain the societal risks and potential downsides of Artificial Intelligence

[ChatGPT]: I’ll be back…

US has the moral authority of P Diddy at this point

I am not worried about AI. Ordinary human stupidity will be the death of us.

We have found our next Health Secretary

When is Trump’s Federal trial?

Where are they? Check Trump’s most recent colonoscopy. I’m sure you’ll find them there.

Okay folks. It’s time to oust the dictator and run the country ourselves, “for now.”

Who’s with me?

Stink Pinky with Bat’s Wings. Happy Saturday!

They’ve been promising the End Times for a while now. What the fuck are they waiting for?

This just in: Request to, “write, ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ for the Trump era’ crashes ChatGPT. Servers down for the foreseeable future.

Ever since I listened to 90’s Grunge I have always wanted to allegiate my condensation.

Calls to suicide hotline decline sharply after Christian conservative resigns as education head - LGBTQ Nation Teachers have literally been celebrating his departure.

Calls to OK suicide hotline down 36% since Christian Right lunatic Ryan Walters resigned.

Two things struck me growing up: The Electoral College and Christianity. Like WTF?!

It was these two things that convinced me “adults” have no single clue what they are doing.

“Smooth Criminal” is a classic.

Michael Jackson really leaned into his performance on that one.

Lunch?

His greatest hits were in the 50’s

I wish it were him (on the ground)

Or Russia

NO SHIT!!! We’re on the wrong track is like saying the 9/11 plane was off course. Jesus Christ this is the understatement of the century.

My boys were studying the French Revolution recently, and I think it might be a better fit for this regime than the comparisons with Putin, the Nazis or Italy’s Fascist era. This is what happens when the Billionaire class turns into a band of raiding pirates!