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Posts by Realsqualitik

There's now a second account, y'know for the normal reasons

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This is merely the prototype I swear

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I thought they were for snorting coke?

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I miss the smell of engine oil on my hands

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Damn this girl must be really cool and attractive for you to go out of your way for her like that

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They say if life gives you lemons you make lemonade but like what beverage do you make when life gives you dental pain and a dead car?

Am I supposed to drink a mixture of dot4 and benzocaine now?

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What do we do about Surrey?

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Any trans girl eating a Yorkie is stealing tboy valour

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Yes, that's why I'm asking, you dingus

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And it's .....????

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Uranus in retrograde?

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Turns out though the body may keep the score, you can force it to lose count with the application of a sauna and some ice water 😌

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All the major political parties seem to love the idea of private ambulances as well and that's what we're doing just ✨cuntier✨

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Look, its providing a public service, what if someone needs pain relief delivered to them at one hundred and forty eight miles per hour

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Honestly I haven't not thought about putting a stupid engine swap in a vintage ambulance, Nos for both engine and driver

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The Hammering on the door grows louder.
Hands trembling, Dave Courtney raises the gun to his temple; his squad of Luton bouncers won't get here in time, and he won't be taken alive.
Pigeons fly from the roof as a single gunshot is heard.
Outside a confused TV Licence inspector walks back to his van

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Ok ok ok, we smoke heroine through a hookah pipe to emulate the charged air being cooled by the intercooler, followed by snorting three fat slugs of coke to elevate the boost pressure of our bloodstreams

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Maybe she can indeed keep getting away with this

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Jae going to a leather night last minute, in an outfit almost entirely nicked from partners both present and past.
More likely than you might think

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Maybe if we take a candy flip + crack to emulate the rotation of the twin screws

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Things do in fact get too fast and too furious when you accidentally do two lines of methamphetamine thinking it's just regular speed

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YEEAAAHHH BAYBEEE DANGER TO MANIFOLD LETS GOOOO!!!!

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The fast and the furious title card

The fast and the furious title card

Taking alpha-methylphenethylamine and trenbolone acetate as to watch this whilst both fast and furious.
As god intended.

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Rupe Dogg- The Last Post played on the trumpet kazoo
Rupe Dogg- The Last Post played on the trumpet kazoo The Last Post played by Rupe Dogg on the trumpet kazoo

youtu.be/GEv_qsCWhg4?...

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¡BOULDER BROS HATE HER!
¡ONE EASY TRICK TO GET BETTER AT SLAB CLIMBING!
¡G̶R̶O̶W̶ ̶6̶I̶N̶C̶H̶E̶S̶ ̶I̶N̶ ̶S̶I̶X̶ ̶D̶A̶Y̶S̶!

Instead of training to improve your slab climbing just take Methylphenidate instead!

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friends, comrades, co-conspirators:
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¡ATTENTION!

Remember to remove the puppygirl from the barrel of your crew-served anti-aircraft weapon before firing!

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The communard - red banner on his arm - desperately trying to do the good work of the revolution, wondering why quite so many transsexuals are trying to fist him

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