There's now a second account, y'know for the normal reasons
Posts by Realsqualitik
This is merely the prototype I swear
I thought they were for snorting coke?
I miss the smell of engine oil on my hands
Damn this girl must be really cool and attractive for you to go out of your way for her like that
They say if life gives you lemons you make lemonade but like what beverage do you make when life gives you dental pain and a dead car?
Am I supposed to drink a mixture of dot4 and benzocaine now?
What do we do about Surrey?
Any trans girl eating a Yorkie is stealing tboy valour
Yes, that's why I'm asking, you dingus
And it's .....????
Uranus in retrograde?
Turns out though the body may keep the score, you can force it to lose count with the application of a sauna and some ice water 😌
All the major political parties seem to love the idea of private ambulances as well and that's what we're doing just ✨cuntier✨
Look, its providing a public service, what if someone needs pain relief delivered to them at one hundred and forty eight miles per hour
Honestly I haven't not thought about putting a stupid engine swap in a vintage ambulance, Nos for both engine and driver
The Hammering on the door grows louder.
Hands trembling, Dave Courtney raises the gun to his temple; his squad of Luton bouncers won't get here in time, and he won't be taken alive.
Pigeons fly from the roof as a single gunshot is heard.
Outside a confused TV Licence inspector walks back to his van
Ok ok ok, we smoke heroine through a hookah pipe to emulate the charged air being cooled by the intercooler, followed by snorting three fat slugs of coke to elevate the boost pressure of our bloodstreams
Maybe she can indeed keep getting away with this
Jae going to a leather night last minute, in an outfit almost entirely nicked from partners both present and past.
More likely than you might think
Maybe if we take a candy flip + crack to emulate the rotation of the twin screws
Things do in fact get too fast and too furious when you accidentally do two lines of methamphetamine thinking it's just regular speed
YEEAAAHHH BAYBEEE DANGER TO MANIFOLD LETS GOOOO!!!!
The fast and the furious title card
Taking alpha-methylphenethylamine and trenbolone acetate as to watch this whilst both fast and furious.
As god intended.
youtu.be/GEv_qsCWhg4?...
¡BOULDER BROS HATE HER!
¡ONE EASY TRICK TO GET BETTER AT SLAB CLIMBING!
¡G̶R̶O̶W̶ ̶6̶I̶N̶C̶H̶E̶S̶ ̶I̶N̶ ̶S̶I̶X̶ ̶D̶A̶Y̶S̶!
Instead of training to improve your slab climbing just take Methylphenidate instead!
friends, comrades, co-conspirators:
I've been struggling for a while with the debt I picked up while I was homeless, and after the squat I was living in was demolished. I've started a gofundme to maybe help me get out of debt, anything anyone can contribute would be a huge help.
gofund.me/14a16f3a
¡ATTENTION!
Remember to remove the puppygirl from the barrel of your crew-served anti-aircraft weapon before firing!
The communard - red banner on his arm - desperately trying to do the good work of the revolution, wondering why quite so many transsexuals are trying to fist him