Fuck him up, Olly!

What self-respecting British MP uses asshole instead of arsehole? Surely only one who spent a long time in the US. Wait, it's not Lammy, is it?

This would never have happened if you voted for Kamala

I mean, it's funny, but is it 81k a month funny? I presume the plan is to completely destroy the brand in that six month period.

Just say you put no value on muslim lives, Nigel, this is exhausting.

"mostly meets his shags online."

Maybe he thought that she'd charge him £1,000 an hour for a meeting.

This is absolutely damning. And makes Berger's digging up of the infamous Facebook page before the local elections pale in comparison in terms of the damage it can and will do.

Spat at, threatened and kidnapped: British Jews tell of rising antisemitism British Jews have described to BBC Panorama how they are experiencing a rise in antisemitism.

Wow, this article is a mess. Whereas the kidnapping and general abuse is obviously horrific, the central tenet is that 700 people have said they might move to Israel, and Jewish people suffer more discrimination than muslims pro capita, which makes it worse.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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No, no, that's too obvious, let's say P Crear.

Theological discussion with the boy about 2 Kings, and we came to the conclusion that Elisha was just shouting so loud he woke a hibernating bear and then booked it when it started attacking the kids.

15 mile walk today, lads.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true

My "I will never allow [my wife] to see me wiping my bum after a poo" t-shirt raises significantly more questions than it answers.

League of Bellends

Get Ready for Lovecraft Investigations: The Call of Cthulhu From Julian Simpson - Get Ready for Lovecraft Investigations: The Call of Cthulhu

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*Bakes a DV vetting reveal cake with the word “nonce defender” inside*

Iran are definitely missing a trick not showing off their abgoosht, fesenjan and Gormeh sabzi

Sharon Osbourne attending a Tommy Robinson march proves Kneecap were right about her.

Fuck Sharon Osbourne

You’re missing the bit where he becomes a great artist but is also gay (plot twist!)

Well, that’s a charitable reading. It’s more likely to be a nudge-nudge allusion to a quid pro quo - you accuse my opponent of sexual harassment (with the innuendous implication that it was unfounded); I give you an endorsement.

“Those that matter”

Shit Fork
Shit Fork
It's a Shit Fork
When my husband pisses me off
He uses it to eat his pork

I miss Pete Burns.

Look, I know we've had our differences, but even Satan can quote accurate scripture for evil purposes.

Mr Bluesky please tell us why you had to hide away for so long - so long.

"I hope you're ready for a mouthwatering mansion tax on second homes."

"I thought we were having a pied-a-terre tax."

"It's an Albany expression"

Warren "Angel" Worthington, his true self suppressed by his right wing politician father, is liberated, lets his wings out and flys into a rainbow. And this was too subtle for people?

A shortage of carbon dioxide? Can't we just breathe out more?