trying to find ways to be irl social but uhhh i am failing bad lol

enjoy ☺️☺️

time to put on some cleaning jams and get this done. 🥹

inviting people over or having an impending deadline and two sure fire ways to force me to clean up the crib lol

Perfect irony that the McDonald's worker who called in the tip is being denied their reward based on an inane (but legal) technicality EXACTLY the same way that health insurers deny legitimate claims based on inane technicalities.

it’s only tuesday and the series of unfortunate events has been so bleak. 🥺

i also went to the Kennedy space center this past summer so im sure this has some influence

i watched fly me to the moon and i think it’s so cuuuute

I don’t post enough here to have a circle lol

The loneliness epidemic aint just weirdo incels in their basement. The way people talk about sex in the most vulgar ways possible all day every day on the TL/SL is proof of that.

hi my sweeties 😘

When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland

yaaaay!! i appreciate it. ty for finding me 🤠💛

(Also, if you built a following on the other app by being nasty/rude that’s not going to translate over here so I can see why some are still hesitating to make the move….)

Engagement farming is an immediate block

are we watching j*ke p*ul getting punched repeatedly in the face as a family tonight ? 🫶🏼

thank you my loves! just checking in to say im recovering well. 🫶🏼🫶🏼

pls send up some good vibes for your fav koala today. check in with yall later 💕

as an elementary teacher one of the ultimate disses you can be served is someone claiming that one has a flip phone.

mea ga maua oukou .. ai lapisi laia. sa le komumu

So every millennial is screwed because that's all we know.

friday come soon and every night I sleep less and less. 😭

Lotta people in Minnesota googling “Dalano Banton” right now.

THE BLAZERS ARE GONNA WIN THE NBA CUP

I really hope y’all turn down the horny. We really don’t not need to bring back “women that wear glasses are demons” talk at our big grown ages.

Can we just be normal? 😭

imma islaaaand gyaaal

two hello kitty cartoon characters standing next to each other ALT: two hello kitty cartoon characters standing next to each other

@magicmermaid.bsky.social hi babes!! you’re here :)

I fell off … i think this will help me get back in

ill fwd you the email

added, thanks!