Yeah it specifically mentioned Lebanon. Perhaps it is part of bullet 1. But what if Israel fails to comply because Bibi needs the far right’s support?

By the time you come to charge what it actually costs you, you’re suddenly way less competitive, at least compared to offshored costs. And at some point they surely have to do that, because it’s not like the other $12 of cost isn’t coming from somewhere … and at some point that source has to dry up

In any sector if you are charging $1 for something that costs you $13, then you should either charge $13, or go out of business. Either way your current business model is stupid. It’s closer to drug pricing (the first hit is free), except the addict here is “corporate America”.

If Trump had nuked Tehran today, Schumer would have said “ok but seriously don’t do it again”. He is flop sweat in human form.

I’m surprised “protect us from future aggression from Israel” wasn’t on the list

You have to wonder how every other country and corporation is feeling, having capitulated to accommodate the whims of this weak and pathetic man. Now Iran has shown them the emperor has no clothes, as they are better off now than Obama left them, while we burned through $44bn and are a global pariah

The whole of Trump’s cabinet is in a race to the bottom — increasingly more loyal and more stupid

Get well soon so you can get back to filming Taken 4, where the entire country is taken hostage, and a certain set of skills is required

What they learned from Big Tobacco was not “don’t kill people”, it’s “get shield laws in early”

I assumed this was his plan to avoid US and International Law coming down on him, but we have an extradition treaty with Venezuela. I guess look for him getting them to tear that up, and you’ll know he’s serious

They may be using this war as a loyalty test to get rid of all the “Generals that push back”.

Now they can replace them with loyalists, which may be useful later if you’re thinking to stage a coup to stay in power.

Or sooner if you’re going to use the military to somehow stop the midterms.

It seems clear the they need to invoke the 25th immediately … and yet they won’t

Because their pastors like being millionaires and don’t want to pay taxes. So they keep their helicopters and their flock gets fleeced

I think it’s clear that the Checks & Balances are not working. When Trump is gone there meeds to be a lot of thought about how we get the US Experiment back on track.

It’s incredible how the Earth and Moon are tidally locked, so you never see Earth’s flat edge

Zombie Jesus has eaten their brains

The company that’s named after a device that opened its users to corruption from dark forces?

It would be the deepest irony if they got blown up and didn’t see it coming.

If you lose a limb you might still be able to fight. Lose your ass and it’s game over

There’s only one thing an incompetent man fears more than a highly competent man, and that’s a highly competent woman

It’ll likely not die until we have regime change here and US politics goes back to being boring again.

At that point Bluesky is completely toast

Add a food to a movie name

The Bone-in Rib Eye Temple

Trump’s focus on punishing his enemies appears to have extended to the entire country at this point — In fact I think I think the ones he hates most are those that voted for him then turned away.

They turned away because he betrayed his promises. But he never cared about his commitments to them.

A caveman is standing behind a square wheel. Donald Trump is saying “I alone can fix it!”

It was an obvious lie then. Still obvious today.

Good. He’ll be Inmate 1

You are close to making the Internet divide by zero and taking us back to the Stone Age. Nice work

And after pissing off the whole world, he is doing it alone, as promised.

Maybe the thing we actually can’t afford is him.

By that argument you’d throw most of it out. But for sure we don’t have muskets or state militias anymore - so there goes the Second. You don’t just get to cherry pick that bits that affect brown people

Make him rebuild the East Wing