This should be our album cover

great

My painting NORTHERN ENGLAND

Me as an intern doctor:
Madam vomit the medicine, I have made a mistake

I'm back
How is here

I want a female best friend who will look me in the eyes and be like , bestie I can see you are not okay go and lock the door🥹🥺🦦

Being single is not easy. You will start missing the person you made eye contact with on the street.

Only relationship advice I can give is stay single🧍🏾

🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oli watabbu

Nowadays most ladies have two boyfriend's Minister of finance and minister of home affairs 😩❤‍🩹

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen.

Have male friends who actually look out for you and protect you🏳‍🌈🥹🤍

I need to be seen 🤣🤣😂😅

Girls from rich homes who fall in love with poor boys, haven't you seen me?🥲🥹‼️

Whoever loves a Monday is either stealing at work or dating a workmate.

Girls from rich homes who fall in love with poor boys, haven't you seen me?🥲🥹‼️

You will never find a contact on my phone saved as babe , love or any cute names. I type your name and surname like Home Affairs:😌‼️

Was busy stealing meat & my mom caught me...she said that the number of reactions i get on this post will be the number of slaps she'll give me .....please don't react, she's watching😒

Are you gonna have 4kids you planned with your Ex?? 2 boys n 2 girls or should l mind my own business😹😹❤‍🩹!?

Weak men chase women.
Women chase strong men.

But strong men chase God, money, success and status. Don't get it twisted, SON🧶

Have male friends who actually look out for you and protect you🏳‍🌈🥹🤍

It is only in Africa that you will drive someone to the airport and the person will get to London before you get home because of Traffic 🚦🚗😂😂😂

The same man who doesn't have airtime to talk to you is telling another girl” Money is not his problem.”😒

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch 👊 you in the face, remember I have a reason.😤

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen.

Also I don’t get why people be surprised when I say that I don’t drink either

Being ugly is not easy imagine taking 10 selfies and deleting 15😭💔

Whatsapp should remove Blue ticks
and put something like "ignored" to
Increase a little bit more pain 😂💔 😂

You are.….?
❤️: First-born
😮: Second-born
😂: Third-born
🥹: Last-born
👀: Others