You think Stephen miller is showing this pic to Trump and telling him it’s Pope Leo?

Farmer Arrested for Speaking Too Long at Datacenter Town Hall Vows to Fight Darren Blanchard went a few seconds over his three minute time limit and found himself in handcuffs.

“True story. I was at a public meeting a few weeks ago and went slightly over my speaking time and got thrown in the slammer there in China, I mean Rogers county." www.404media.co/farmer-arres...

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

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Thanks for the kind words frostie balls

Thanks Abby!

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So @rickyftw.bsky.social's back from his jog through Death Valley... and it's @eliotetc.bsky.social's duty to inform Ricky why he might be better off sweating his ass off in the desert as #InternetToday returns for yet another American Fascism Gut Check!

Are we sure I’m alive?

Not sure I’ll ever look cooler or more tired than this photo of me somewhere overnight through Death Valley

Finally got my head on straight; almost done writing new episode - it'll be up tonight. Thanks for bearing with me!

This is real

I am having a hard time adjusting to reality after 3 days running through the desert

I didn’t do music too much cause of semi trucks flying by me for most of the journey but when I did blast some tunes it was: Converge, SpiritWorld, Knocked Loose and Stray From the Path

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

Honestly I feel like I could keep going but I’m delirious - I’m sure the real pain will begin when I wake up after my first real sleep 😓

We fucking did it!

We ran from Los Angeles to Las Vegas!!!

I just ran to a little caesers and downed half a pizza 🤘🤘🤘

More from Death Valley and into Nevada - thanks for following along sorry about the spam!

Ran through the rest of Death Valley in the middle of the night - completely surreal. Moon was doing work, and got some great long exposure on my phone.

We finally crossed into Nevada, heading south toward Vegas!

Not done yet just made it to Nevada

Total silence till Death Valley then the new Converge album, and Helldorado by Spirit World. But I’m trying to just enjoy the nature sounds so very random when I throw it on

Ironically still very much alive in Death Valley. Insanely windy and lots of hills today, was brutal running against the wind I hate it. Fuck the wind.

Still going - lots of overnight desert miles

We out here - LA to Vegas

Thanks furries

I really like this photo too. 13 hours til go time

Couple days