Fife, Washington: when you absolutely positively must drive from Milton to Tacoma but don't want to take the highway

I was just coming here to say Poodle Dog but I've been beat

Fife is a vibe

Tech CEO: Before the 18th century you didn’t have bugs. I mean you did but they barely existed. People only concerned themselves with powerful, high-prestige animals. Lions, tigers, bears, unicorns, boars. Weird little gross things like crabs and slugs were invented to make people doubt themselves

Fuck my get poison all over my fur and track it back to the den where it kills my whole community life

small brown and white tux tabby contorting weirdly with her ears smashed under her. she looks really weird

pippy what the heck

a ring camera at a house showing a bee at the door

should i buzz him in?

BLOOPER: In Family Ties, when Arnold Palmer says to Willis, "What are you talking about Willis", Willis never explains what he is talking about. The question hangs, unanswered, in the air. The cast grows silent. Night falls. We are cold.

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

This isn't as cool as the Octopus Tree, but here's me in 2015 admiring a 350- to 400-year-old live oak in Orlando, FL

we've all got that one homie who attaches themself to plankton and algae and accumulates in prolific water-filtering species like clams and oysters

this post above a Garfield and Friends Screens post with three Garfields? friends that look just like him? idk

too high for this

it’s fun when multiple cat pfps like the same posts bc my notifications look like one cat saw it and shared it with their cat friends

A closeup of Boki, a medium hair black cat, laying on his belly on the couch and looking off to the right

Howard, a shorthair black cat, out of focus and looking like a crpytid while one leg is, kicked up and he's cleaning himself

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Slimeline Cleanse
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Parasocial Happy Place

Watching this happen at every level of society from governments to healthcare to research to media to friends/family/spouses is just so shit

"Thank you for your question. As the new head of Apple, I wish to deny reports that everyone will automatically have _Loveless_ appear in their iPhone music app. In fact, it will be the entire Creation-and-onward discography." "But what about _This Is Your Bloody Valen--" "SECURITY."

Redwing blackbirds are always talkin some shit

Did you go to the Eric Sloane Museum?!

interesting recession indicator I just spotted: the year is 2026, and the recession began in 2007 and at no point did it meaningfully abate for the vast, vast majority of people

Yo dawg I herd you like staring into the horizon

haven't even looked at this map yet and I already know how that's pronounced

Eric Sloane's 'a museum of early American tools'

okay sorry I went to the bookstore. I was always going to go to the bookstore. alert @carapaceshell.bsky.social

An organized workbench with a variety of hand tools carefully hung on a peg board and a well-labeled wall-mounted part bin organizer. This bench hasn’t been clear for years.

A well-labeled wall-mounted part bin organizer. On top of it are surprisingly complete drill bit indexes, a box for used blades, and screws that wouldn’t fit the bin organizer. I know a lot of ways of aligning dowels for joinery, but I’d never seen sets of dowel centering pins before. They live in the drawer that has center punches in it.

A well-organized peg board of hand tools with my grandparents’ wedding photo hung at the top left. My parents were both flabbergasted by the sudden order imposed on this wall. My dad started darting around excitedly throwing out things I’d left out for him to decide about keeping or throwing away then suddenly got worried that he didn’t know where a certain wrench was. I wordlessly pointed to it on the wall, with the other wrenches and began maniacally cackling.

A messy, disorganized workbench. This was the end of my first day working and my parents were overwhelmed by how much I had accomplished, thinking I was done. “I have not yet begun to fight” I replied.

Organizing my dad’s tools (most inherited from his dad) has been akin to cleaning out my mind palace, room by room. (Alt text recommended)

A sleepy orange kitten

(Hardware store also had a great cat.)