Oi. Good song that

Congrats to your son on doing well in French

So you didn’t believe the hype, then?

Assume this list includes yourself?

This is a good joke, Robert.

Jock was found on the street when he was a few weeks old and taken to Battersea.

He wouldn’t have survived in the wild as he would never catch any food.

Cat had bought in *yet another* mouse which has once again escaped him unharmed.

Green Day go into the American Idiot breakdown: “Wait, this isn’t the All the Small Things band”

Yeah man massive

It’s called Dead Ringer for Love, Robert. Was it a “live” performance, or a showing of the music video?

What song did he perform, Robert?

I have embarked on a healthy eating programme and I am *amazed* at how many variations of chicken and rice there are.

Another has arrived.

It’s rubbish, but my daughter is seeing the funny side.

My partner is revelling in the poor quality quality gift.

Try saying this out loud: “I’m going to have my cherry Chouffe with the Traitors.”

A tongue twister.

2026 and still arguing with Alexa over playlists.

Jesus Robert

It is Written by World Peace.

Fireworks had very Armageddon vibes near ours, Robert.

Happy new year to you.

The last time Aston Villa won a trophy, Metallica had long hair #AVFC

Sky have just introduced some bloke as a “Fantasy Football expert,” asked him how his game was going and he replied “struggling.”

It ends well

Down Cemetery Road review: Quite good.

What did you think, @robcorp.bsky.social ?

Further update: One of them has actually turned up and seems a fairly accurate representation of the advert.

Well packaged as well for its voyage across the world.

Exactly, yes. Many thanks.

I think we’re gonna win the league ya know

@robcorp.bsky.social

Atmosphere at Palace flatter than the last pint in a keg, where are these ultras we hear so much about?

Just asked my two-year-old if we’re going to win the league and she said no.

Up the Villa.

Up the Villa

There are dads across the country, like me, with their fingers under cold taps at the moment with cut fingers from cleaning new knives they opened yesterday and used today.

The guy from Bon Jovi is not the world’s most dangerous drummer.