Saw a great analogy saying if 1 in 10 in a box of chocolates was chocolate covered excrement then you wouldn’t take one and I can’t stop thinking about that

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Expressing myself but not impressing myself

One thing people don’t consider is that maybe he does really want to know how your garden grows

How do you remove a sci-fi writer from a seat without using your hands? Asimov

Does the border need bleeds?

No tyrants.

Frank Spencer walked with Betty so that Forrest Gump could run with Jenny

Award is an anagram of War Ad

Another part that rankles is that it’s the government who broke it. It’s criminal how much funding has been pulled out of schools

Unwanted criminal

As a primary school teacher, I can attest

The government’s SEND reform proposals look alright on the surface. If you don’t have a SEND family member I can completely see how “fixing the broken ehcp system” is attractive, given that the ehcp system is very obviously broken. But the fix proposed is cutting off a leg for an ankle sprain.

Write to your MP: protect the legal rights of children and young people with SEND Use our email template to urge your MP to oppose any reforms to the SEND system that would remove or weaken legal rights

PS: I've just seen that the link to the IPSEA 'Write to your MP' template letter above is broken. Here's another try: www.ipsea.org.uk/write-to-you...

Trying with rose-tinted specs and getting nothing mate

Feral Bureau of Investigation

The absolute state of the art

If you want to support the Palestine Museum of Natural History (which is currently renovating) you can do that directly, by donating, or by producing artwork for them! I already donated some artwork to them
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The whole point of it is to show you that they can do all these things and we’ll do nothing. Let’s prove them wrong

There’s something so noncey about capitalism

In Yvette Cooper's speech on holocaust memorial day she says she's "committed to preventing atrocities and pushing for accountability wherever they occur – from Sudan to Iran".

It was co-hosted by the Israeli embassy. There was no mention of Gaza.

Is this who I think it is?

Sending all my old birthday cards to Donald Trump

Is the word trying to wrap around the other words? That would be very English

Have they seen Man Bites Dog?

Have they seen Man Bites Dog?

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Then We Came to the End - Joshua Ferris. All the grumbles and groupthink of office life carefully observed and run through the cycle until things start to come apart

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Low-Flying Aircraft - JG Ballard. Sweaty, dirty, post-tech shorts - surprisingly not all featuring pilots (but most). Favourite one was about time travel television

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A Room of One’s Own - Virginia Woolf. Amazed I’ve gone so long without this essential reading. I’m guessing this is where Shakespeare’s Sister got their name.

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Get in Trouble - @kellylink.bsky.social
Effervescent collection of stories from the surreal to the gothic. Uncomfortable but always enjoyable