Pizza should only be cut with silver scissors.

Proof that Applebee's is just a few years away from developing enriched cheese and ICBMs (Incredibly Cheesy Bowel-Murderers). Their staff will welcome the US Army as liberators.

I don't kink shame but I silently kink judge.

Fucking inflation...

You know what I can't stand? People being weirdly religious about made-up food rules. "Your pie needs something tart to balance out the sweetness." No, it doesn't. Not if I fucking like pie that is all sweet and 0 tart. "No cheese on seafood." Are you fucking high? "No red wine with fish!" Make me.

You know what I can't stand? People being weirdly religious about made-up food rules. "Your pie needs something tart to balance out the sweetness." No, it doesn't. Not if I fucking like pie that is all sweet and 0 tart. "No cheese on seafood." Are you fucking high? "No red wine with fish!" Make me.

This place is slowly becoming more pro-AI and that sucks donkey dick.

My thought exactly. We need a fucking Butlerian Jihad.

Fucking inflation...

I don't kink shame but I silently kink judge.

This place is slowly becoming more pro-AI and that sucks donkey dick.

Proof that Applebee's is just a few years away from developing enriched cheese and ICBMs (Incredibly Cheesy Bowel-Murderers). Their staff will welcome the US Army as liberators.

"Iran is collapsing financially in the year of our Lord twenty-dickety-six! Persia, which is what Iran used to be called, has to say dickety because the US has stolen their word for 20! People tie yellow onions to their belts (which is the style over there) because they can't afford the white ones!"

They've convinced themselves that Rosa Salazar wouldn't laugh at them if they asked her out, so the movie isn't political.

"Iran is collapsing financially in the year of our Lord twenty-dickety-six! Persia, which is what Iran used to be called, has to say dickety because the US has stolen their word for 20! People tie yellow onions to their belts (which is the style over there) because they can't afford the white ones!"

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .

This is really just an extension of the ongoing media illiteracy crisis. People who claim that Alita or Project Hail Mary aren't political stories also have a "Always Sunny"-like board in their basement to figure out when exactly Star Trek became woke.

Poster for the Alita: Battle Angel movie.

Poster for the Project Hail Mary movie.

Pictured: 2 SF movies that've been "claimed" by chuds because they aren't "political" or "woke." How do these ppl manage to tie their shoes without accidentally strangling themselves remains a mystery. I know that w/ PHM it's b/c Weir said some dumb things but, still, these movies are political af.

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .

This is really just an extension of the ongoing media illiteracy crisis. People who claim that Alita or Project Hail Mary aren't political stories also have a "Always Sunny"-like board in their basement to figure out when exactly Star Trek became woke.

Poster for the Alita: Battle Angel movie.

Poster for the Project Hail Mary movie.

Pictured: 2 SF movies that've been "claimed" by chuds because they aren't "political" or "woke." How do these ppl manage to tie their shoes without accidentally strangling themselves remains a mystery. I know that w/ PHM it's b/c Weir said some dumb things but, still, these movies are political af.

clouded moon...
beyond the ruined palace
Godzilla roars

#haiku

Children with time machines: "Grandma! Grandpa! I finally got to meet you!"

Adults with time machines: "There you go, Mr. Brown, that crate is AK-47s and ammo, that crate is Kevlar, and that crate is Cool Ranch Doritos as a little treat for after. Safeties are off. Have fun!"

"The Room" is the only movie that's simply too genius for me to appreciate. And it's been like 20 years since I've seen "Ishtar." I should rewatch it.

I'll look into it.

I do not. Should I get one? I hear a lot of people talking about them.

clouded moon...
beyond the ruined palace
Godzilla roars

#haiku

I don't like bad movies, ironically or sincerely. Every movie I like is good because I like it.

Look, Japanese society is very strict, so when you rebel against norms, you rebel against ALL norms.

What an absolutely garbage take.

I don't like bad movies, ironically or sincerely. Every movie I like is good because I like it.

Taking your word for it. The Wiki summary does make him out to be a decent man which kinda clashes with my belief that his ashes should have been mixed with bricks used to build a prison outhouse for the rest of the Confederacy.