They call themselves influencers, but they're more like Influenza

Healers get kicked from dungeon groups for no reason so often that I have become scared to sit and drink to regain my mana because some moron might wrongly assume I am AFK because I haven't moved for 2 seconds and kick me

People who don't get drained to exhaustion from any and all social interaction don't know how lucky they are

its so weird to me how many details about their lives my coworkers freely share at work

I would never

Imagine being into spanking, and he pulls out one of these

Welcome to the Krusty Krab, can I take your order?

why do girls constantly talk and yell all day every day

for the love of fuck shut your face hole for 5 seconds

the me not being able to breathe well enough part of the year has officially started

fuck

Why do monthly budgeting lists so often involve clothing?

are there really people out there who buy new clothes every month?

My brain as soon as any problem happens

Its so fucking annoying to have a problem that i need another person for, but i cant tell them because they'll get mad at me for the problem existing

so i leave it, and the problem just gets worse over time so now i definitely cant tell them anymore because of how bad its gotten

It's so funny when someone refers to their favourite sports team as ''We''

Bro thinks he's on the team

Bottoms at conventions are free, you can just take them

Me: *has one milkshake*

My tummy: Absolutely fucking not

Why do so many people somehow think that insects aren't animals?

that is so clearly wrong, yet a very common thing for people to believe

Why can Minecraft wardens accurately target me though walls when I am not making any sound

I feel like they shouldn't be able to ''hear'' me if i'm not making sound

and PLEASE make resource gathering, like skinning, faster in dungeons, I get kicked for being "afk" if I spend 5 seconds to skin some mobs too, and its so infuriating

Blizzard, please make it more difficult to kick people from groups, or punish people who initiate too many kicks

I hate it so much hen someone gets kicked for being ''afk'' when they are clearly not

you cant let these people get away with kicking everyone for no reason

if i was one of those astronauts i would have been so scared of the earth just flying off without me

do lesbians have a grindr?

like grindr is for gay men, is there a similar app for gay women?

mmm.. uhuh... yea... mmm

wait, I can't read

Harry Awtter knows one spell, and it's marshmallow

uummm actually

Wooooooh welcome back to the astronauts

bottom math