Had a big, histrionic fight with my boyfriend today followed by a long, heartfelt talk and reconciliation and within that time there was a huge snowstorm! It's like I live in a play!

Reviewing like the Zapruder film. If they're not the same guy, they certainly ignore people at the same parties

oh my GOD! Good call!!!

ME: I'd like to decrease my dose...
DOC: Hmmm.
ME: I mean increase my dose. Increase!
DOC: Hmmm!
ME: I'd like to stay the same.
DOC: Hmmmm??

My oncologist ended today's appointment by saying, "And in September we can talk about changing your medication. And it's up to you, there are no wrong answers." What?? Lady, just TELL ME the answers!

This is exactly it. Even in Alberta where there is virtually no Liberal presence provincially, NDP is doing terribly because they can only whine about what the other guys are doing and not propose anything meaningfully themselves.

She might as well give the speech honouring herself because who even comes close?

You tried this in 2014 and it was great! Literally no one is stopping you, Baldwin!

I ran out of my deoderant the other day and so put on my boyfriend's instead. Two days and multiple showers later I still smell it on myself! This is disgusting! I wish I could cut my armpits out

Valerie Cherish going from industry joke to the smartest person in the room is an impressive narrative trick, incredibly satisfying, and completely believable. Is this how people felt watching SUCCESSION?

They banned him from Twitter so we didn't have to see what he says. We bought him a special app to ruin all by himself. Why do I still have to read what he says????

The other night like 5 of us got together to make pizza, watch cartoons, and get naked so yeah, pretty much!

Let's bring back "woo!"-free applause. Just clap. I went to a great local production of Death of A Salesman a few weeks ago. By the curtain call, you'd think it was Miss Teen USA.

Ice cubes cool a drink but also water down a drink so I've had enough! Let's clean some actual rocks, stick 'em in the freezer, throw them in our Shirley Temples!

"The only documentary you'll ever see about Lorne Michaels." Not a chance. I swear there's a documentary about that guy every two weeks

While the rest of you were fretting about Trump, I was thinking of great names people could have. Here's one: Betsy Corn

Not to be a sobriety zealot but since I've stopped having an evening cocktail I've also stopped that weird 3:00 AM dread spiral that happens sometimes where you wake up and can't fall back asleep so think about debt climate change assault divorce cancer mass extinction event. So that's a plus!

Thanks Ben

That's why I'm so excited to announce my partnership with Hello Fresh...

God fearing folks must struggle that an all loving omnipotent being would allow so much suffering. But maybe we've evolved to care about one another because we're just hurtling through space all the time. Nice to think that kindness lives in our cells and bones rather than bestowed to a chosen few

A broad strokes question, obviously, but I wonder how people of faith react during crises versus athiests? Are they more comforted if they believe everything is preordained? Personally, I find it comforting to think that, if everything is random, our kindness to our neighbours is instinctual

Check in on your "Doesn't matter who you vote for. They're all gonna do the same thing" friends, who must be vaping extra hard today

This show INDUSTRY is so confusing because I don't even know the industry it refers to! It's equal parts jargon and British idiom
"We've got to get a block of leads before the initial valuation"
"Yeah! And if you miss the February on this flair deck you can kiss the bollocks, cherry dice!"

I was thinking about that while watching the new ep last night. The 1, 2 punch of Valerie and Jane. So affecting because that show almost never pulls the trigger, emotionally

Unbelievable. This bus stopped, some guy stands up, says, "I'm gonna have a smoke, don't leave without me." AND THE BUS WAITED FOR HIM! You really don't get what you want in this life unless you ask

Sabrina Carpenter is pop's only fun person anymore! I mean, aside from Nana Mouskouri

It's discouraging to think that, even if I somehow got in shape, it would be that gross, melted old man version of in shape where your whole body looks like a penis that's been put through the dishwasher

I hope tonight's the night because our plans just got canceled so we have snacks and free time and clean sheets on the guest bed so we could absolutely host a "He's Dead" party

I'm very stupid but I have a question: is the advantage of having granite countertops that every surface becomes a cutting board? That seems dumb. Or do you put a cutting board on top of a granite surface? Because THAT seems dumb!

It's fantastic, Jim! I've had to listen to each track several times over. I never realized, for instance, how GOD ONLY KNOWS could be so poignant. An ode to a partner who is sick, maybe. Gets me in the heart. Also didn't know how much the chord progression (if that's the term) sounds like LANDSLIDE