I wasn't when I checked yesterday but apparently I am now, hell yeah

Yeah I didn't get why Radioactive is hated so much, overplayed I guess?

damn, guess it's not one of the AI hater lists I'm on

I wanna feel included 😭

As I read this, I was listening to Into the Black Hole by Ayreon, luckily I was able to escape because the song hadn't yet gotten to the part where he actually goes into the black hole

I just want a good 1-drop Merfolk for Modern that doesn't require extra mana to actually do the thing that makes it good

nah, the truth is the No Gunman theory: his head just did that

RFK Jr no longer disguising his MAHA movement for what it really is: eugenics

as a seahawks fan, same

Voters have no leverage over politicians except their vote. If you just declare you'll always vote for a party no matter what they do, they will never listen to you

of course, the Dem establishment doesn't actually care about winning, they care about giving Israel whatever it wants

searched my name and discovered the fictional hurricane fandom

that tour is coming to my city but it's one of the ones Amon Amarth isn't at 😭

the best part is I know a guy who could, conceivably, actually be a weed dealer, a card shop owner, and an accountant

I don't think he'd ever have a desire to do all 3, especially not at once, but he has the education and experience he'd need

copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand

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THE ELDERS HAVE SENT THEIR EYES TO SURVEY THEIR RIGHTFUL HOME WE MUST PREPARE FOR THEIR COMING LEST THEY ARRIVE TO A BLANK CANVAS UPON WHICH THEY WILL PAINT THE VOID THE WORLD IS A WASTELAND THAT WE MUST REGROWN

a little disappointed the tags don't include "shout out to my boy Flat Dick"

yeah it's called having a job

the president of united states is a known rapist, exposing them won't fix anything

removing online anonymity hurts far more than it could possibly help

The 9 MTG Cards That Made Me 1. Akki Avalanchers - I started playing during Kamigawa, and this was one of my favorite cards from my first deck, a sort of goblin sligh thingy. Instilled in me the quintessential red mage philosophy of just going for the win even at great cost 2. Gelectrode - made me fall in love with spellslinger and other cast trigger-based decks 3. Life from the Loam - always been fascinated by the land system and how unique it is among card games to this day 4. Grapeshot - I've played Storm in basically every format it's be remotely viable since I've started playing, I love playing out the combo turns 5. Arcbound Ravager - My favorite card of all time. So many things you can do with 2 relatively simple abilities. I played Ravager Affinity in early Modern, and Scales later, and now if I can get 3 more Opals I'm gonna try Affinity again lol 6. Thalia, Guardian of Thraben - in early modern, Storm and Affinity were things I played on MWS (and later MTGO). D&T was my paper deck, much cheaper, and surprisingly good against a lot of the meta. I won my first FNM on D&T. 7. Exhume - Early in my Magic career, I became utterly fascinated by the possibility of turn 1 Entomb, turn 2 Exhume. In my baby player brain it seemed like the strongest possible thing you could do, you would be so far ahead with an Akroma or something on turn 2. A great example of parity breaking 8. Titania, Protector of Argoth - My oldest EDH deck that's remained continuously built and played, also my blinged out deck. Recently been upgrading it to B4 to match my friends blinged out decks. Even when I play green, I'm still a red mage at heart; I go wide and I fuck with the lands 9. Lord of Atlantis - I've also played Merfolk off and on in Modern, and it's my main at the moment. Even when I play blue, I'm still a red mage at heart; I go wide and I fuck with the lands

Roughly in the order I started using them. Explanations in the alt text. This was pretty fun, thinking back through my whole time as a player

wish I could've fit Annex in there, I love Eminent Domain back in the day

why would Papa Emeritus do this

I am the greatest nerevarine YouTube video by 0612rex

Morrowind community once again producing peak art

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Shinji from Eva hunched over in his chair in despair

out of peanut butter

It's a really shitty situation. You make your living by turning your life into content, but when something bad happens, it can suddenly become taboo to turn your life into content, despite it probably meaning you need more money than normal

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes landlords

... we broke up because my penis is too big... WHO DOES THAT? WHO DUMPS YOU BECAUSE IT'S TOO BIG?

*kramer shakes his head* oh you're missin out George! The ones who like small penis... hoooh boy

A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity Great swathes of rock music since the nineteen-sixties would never have existed, we're sometimes told, were it not for the recordings of Robert Johnson. Certainly the likes of Keith Richards, Eric Cla...

Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...

yeah I let myself get sucked into an argument with an "ally" over this earlier today

oh well, I was on the clock at the time so at least I got paid for it

yep, that's cum

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