wishing all my francophone stoners a happy 80 today

come to think of it, henry selick and company really did get most of their oeuvre nuked over the last few years thanks to successive shithead unveilings didnt they, damn

it’s a p ity about corpse bride, it has some of my fav danny elfman music and he plays a character called Bone Jangles saying shit like “murder most foul”

the “egad, the fiend will touch his god!” pops into my head every few months

likes charge reblogs cast PLEASE I NEED THIS

Travis pages 3 and 4

#furry #furryart #furrynsfw #furryporn #furrycomic #nsfw

“oh that insect robot body you want is unrealistic” the feasable body i want is already unrealistic, why the fuck would i not shoot for the stars

id assume the slide out shelf would be super easy to retrofit in? like yeah ideally you don’t have to do any work but consider: half finished project

just the sweetest little pangolin you ever saw

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world

one of the few times you might be able to legitimately say “what do i pay you for” at someone and not feel bad, wtf

it's AAVE! it's AAVE! It's not the youths it's BLACK PEOPLE

Taste test #2 #wip

can confirm 🦾

as long as you don’t stand in the way of or narc on those that do

it’s giving “i stole the key to my glamping rental so i can post it on pinterest and then leave it in a drawer, costing the business nothing because they are safe in their knowledge that my 2015 cottage-core white girl ass is never a security risk for anyone but her own credit cards” realness

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

third option: become the cross

multiple people have sent this to me, a robot girl - it’s prob nothing tho

if this works
IF THIS WORKS
hoooooooo boy the whoring i will get up to

the leaky tap promotes rhythm and repetition
the mildew promotes harmony with life and others
the slippery floor promotes balance and stillness

i feel like i could inhale a quart of applesauce right now, like just snorf it right tf up

what if it grow up to be sink dog

im rubbing my UNWASHED hands on your timeline your WELCOME

in the style of rainforest cafe?

my friend made me a throw pillow with this on it, it’s so good

X just suspended an account for telling US soldiers,

in first 365 days of service can GET OUT out just by reporting "failure to adapt"

This will also apply to drafts, and may be useful information you can pass on

As a foreigner (UK), I feel this must become something every American knows

hopped up on pain meds, gonna spend 400 dollars on shrimp 🦐