IPA's look like NFT's #ipa #nft

Now this is fucking bluesky!!!!

The thing everyone seems to forget about playing music is that you need to put some stank on it

Bape Cod

Rappers today have nasty bars like

I KEEP THAT DICK ON ME
LET IT SPRAY ON YOU
WHEN IT SHIT, I PLUG THE BUTT
IT CUMS ROUNDS TOO (round two)

I need to do more fun things before they make it all illegal

Here's my impression of going to the fucking store.

"GloRilla needs to be studied," we all say in unison as we load tranquilizers and nets into a jeep

They need to make a city for people who drive

Watching the Emmy's, throwing popcorn at my TV and screaming that they snubbed Viceland's "Hamburger America."

a Chicago artist probably puts AirTags on stray dogs and charts their location on a map until they die... and ladies he's the most fuckable man on the planet

Vaping a huge cloud walking into a Cava, feeling readier than I've ever felt to overcome my differences with a senior in small talk.

WeWork chain gang

Why would I try to fit in with all the cool kids when I can just be a BPD rapist on my own?

"Mom, get ready to be black pilled" I say smugly as I turn the TV off of Fat Families and onto Jon Oliver.

The interior design is blasting off

her body turns yellow

I am the apostate against the war Crumbl Cookie has waged on Black People.

White People listening to Pinback like "damn, White People cooked with this one."

They say the average human intestine 12 foot long. Whatchu talmbout? I'm only 5 foot 3!

I saw the cross on the back of a tow truck and when I closed my eyes I had a vision of Jesus being towed away...

They say art makes you think, but also you thinking makes art...

THE Brad Macomber? Of Nerd Knuckle effects and my favorite Boston sludge and metallic hardcore bands? The guy who's wife stopped to compliment my Phantom Glue shirt as I was walking out of a Coolidge Corner 7-11 high as fuck in high school?

THAT Brad Macomber?

I have actually been thinking more about this, let me know if you're serious

Destroy Lonely? More like Destroyed Liver from drinking all that fucking lean.

#news #eurovision #sketch #satire #mandarin

When life gives you felons….

#ANE2025

What were they thinking naming that car da palisades