for the most part i dont care for any friday the 13th movie past like, 4 (and it was already a tired formula by then but at least they wrapped up the story)
everything after that is slop
except jason x
someone decided "this film should be dumb as hell somehow" and nailed it. it's perfect
I don't even like the series but I'll absolutely never forget this scene
youtu.be/mF629C5WRqU?...
My little brother ate one of these in a 7-11 without paying when I was young and I was regretted not doing the same lol.
How the fuck are we overpopulated? lol
Saw an Osprey flying over work yelling at everybody.
its friday get zooted
Reese Witherspoon? The NFT evangelist?
That shit was crazy
Thinking back on simpler times like when Hobby Lobby got busted for stealing cultural artifacts from Iraq
I made a discord, idk. You can join even if you are an Android user, we accept people of all operating systems. #atproto #Bluesky #Apps #ios #hashtag #indie #idk #maybecool #maybelame
Now three!
That one uncle who'd slap your head with a newspaper and tell you to go BOOKMAXXING instead of LOOKMAXXING
That raccoon penis was soft on crime
young Pope Leo with a parental advisory warning label
i DDoSed bluesky with a botnet i made from a bunch of hacked smart lightbulbs because i asked paul frazee if he wanted to be my friend and he said no
bet you wouldn't say that shit to my face. cmon bro. let's meet up. meet me in the excel sheet bro. column C6 bro.
Oh same with me but for The State. All the music was changed and it’s just not the same.
Cyclists were first. Seniority
FORBIDDEN!!!!!!
The fact these people don't have a failwhale illustration is the most egregious part of this, to me
I can't feel my legs. I have no legs!
logging into the metaverse
It’s cool I did it too.
missed a call from the Crash Test Dummies this morning
graffiti on an overpass pylon reading Kevin is a slut for Taco Bell
no judgment
Same with the saints that uploaded Sifl & Olly
The guys who upload their DVR recordings of old AdultSwim broadcasts to YouTube will be reborn as a lotus flower
Sidney Rosenbery on IG: I’ll be 59 on Sunday:) For the first time ever I’m sporting a Yankee jersey as I make my way to the Bronx. The official transition from a life long Met fan to a Yankee fan is now underway. Like my friend @CGasparino once wrote “Go Woke, Go Broke!” The Mamdani Mets are too WOKE for me! See ya at the Stadium soon fans!
He looks like he wished to become a hot dog
Gohan is short for Goldie Hawn
Mayor Mamdani leans into the camera and says “well today we’re taxing the rich”
Stick up kids is out to tax
