last night i got a horrendous AI video of trump and elon ballroom dancing, except trump had the body of a shapely woman. honestly traumatizing.

my preschool class is gonna love this fun fact

how many brain cells does my cat have? (hint: none)

Pop up message on tiktok that reads: Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!

The learn more section: Sorry, TikTok isn't available right now A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can't use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned! In the meantime, you can still log in to download your data.

Democrats are so fucked…

Now 170 million Americans who saw Biden sign the bill banning the app will watch as Trump “saves” it.

The story behind ProPublica’s new Private School Demographics database began with our need to understand how many “segregation academies” still operate — and where.

By @jenniferberryhawes.bsky.social

out of office isn't enough i need to hibernate for 800 years

this is the bad place

Me with my penjamin sucking too hard to clear the blockage, the wax shoots back into my mouth and makes me recoil. Got me like this.

We will never forget.

i don’t know if it’s the neurodivergence, but there are times i physically cannot get myself to watch/listen/do something if people are obsessed with it. like i wait months until no one cares and then my brain is like okay yeah now you can enjoy the thing, but not when it’s being hyped up

Picture of a worm driving a car with words: the worm in RFK jrs brain on his way to day one as deputy health secretary

I AM DECEASED.