nextdoor is gonna be hilarious for the next few days

i live in "the rest of virginia" and i've never felt represented in any way

Virginia is for haters now

alright, satanic temple, do your thing

very happy to have done my part to screw republicans in this shitty stupid half of the state

I’ve seen quite a few in people’s bulk trash piles lately

I haven’t thought about Eminem in years. Just what is he up to lately that these people want to paint him as so relevant and influential

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

idk man there's aliens but they probably got the fuck outta here

usually the Bob is silent

you might meet your god

Halfway to becoming the guy from twisted metal 2

It annoys me that AI slop, specifically, has ruined the niche of the quick photoshop joke.
Just an utter flood of garbage unleashed by removing the barrier of "spend a couple hours learning how a piece of software works".

i had to explain mall shirt kiosks to someone recently and could feel myself turning to dust

Went to see a band last night and one of the guitarists exclusively played the missed note sounds from guitar hero

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

At the horror expo trying to find a nice vampire or maybe goblin lady

Also, today is Winslow's birthday! He's not on Bluesky

It’s gonna suck so much and I can’t wait

if we're all our avatars i'm in trouble

and a jizz bass

lol nextdoor rules

do you have a shelf full of little helmets and bats?

also props to the two goth DJs who downloaded some of my goofy nu-metal remix tracks; i hope the weirdos on the dance floor enjoy them as much as i enjoyed making them

i never liked him, he sucked from the very beginning, and now i'm finally vindicated

i bet it'd be one of those horrible gimmick genre mashup things

shoutout to the one palestinian dude (or lady) listening to my music

Ek is the CEO of spotify and a while back he decided anyone with fewer than 1000(?) plays wouldn't get payouts

fuckass moon had it coming