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hi guys ! just wanted to let yall know that the writer NEA ( NotEnoughAccounts , @elitepaprika ) is a manipulative , whiny ass who writes smut with underaged muses ( and then ages them up when caught JUST so they can continue writing lewd ), and loves writing zoophilia !

my layouts are all the same. my pins are all the same. my writer tag is IN MY PIN. don't play dumb, nea.

not yet , maybe .

maybe i am .

[ .... aaaand there's a stupid little smirk . ]

<— actually Very happy rn

yeah , well ...

[ arms crossed over his chest . humph . ]

don't get used to it .

it's good to see you

a cartoon drawing of a red and black monster with green eyes and sharp teeth ALT: a cartoon drawing of a red and black monster with green eyes and sharp teeth

temp pinned, hau sm/usum timeskip rp acc.
scribbled by shiloh / g.

pfp art by south4pole on x/twitter.

hau .

i don't really have any plans for the next week , so ...

ha .

alright , alright . you know i'll never be as good as you are .

yeah , baby steps .

just .... go easy on me , okay ?

oh , whatever .

maybe ... MAYBE i'll try it .

fine , you're not wrong .

.......

hmph .

[ rubbing at his face .. ugh . ]

i wouldn't be any good .

?!

that's not what i said —

because i'd rather watch you .

there's no way i wouldn't wipe out immediately .

hm . busy day , huh ?

i should come watch you surf sometime .

what have ( * you ) been up to ?

you're so nosy ...

it's just research .

well , it's ..
it's nothing important .

..... not much , honestly .

...... hm .

fine . yes .