I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

Opalized turtle shell fossil

Wait a minute! I thought there was TOOOOO many people in the United States, so many, in fact, that they are going house to house looking for someone to deport! But it turns out, in fact, that there is not enough people and teen pregnancies are good now!

PANEL 1: All Text: TIPS ON Working from Home (from a Cartoonist who’s been trying for a decade) PANEL 2: DAVE, a man with greying hair and glasses, stands holding a laptop. NARRATION: First: Get showered and dressed for your day. Your mind triggers “weekend” if you’re stanky and in PJ’s all day. DAVE: Excuse YOU! I am NOT in PJ’s! I’m technically just Donald Duckin’-it. PANEL 3: DAVE lays in bed surrounded by pillows, with an emptied sleeve of Oreos on his lap. NARRATION: Second: keep to a daily schedule! If you don’t, THIS starts to happen by day five… DAVE: IT’S 4AM…?! That does it! Only six more episodes of “Fixer Upper” NARRATION, pointing to Oreos: Three sleeves of Oreos. PANEL 4: NARRATION: Relatedly: Keep moving! Keep a workout schedule…even if it’s basic yoga or a walk. I’ve had many a year where I allowed this to happen: JABBA THE HUTT, the slug-like creature from Star Wars: BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE NARRATION BOX pointing to a pencil and paper in Jabba’s hand: My sketch pad. PANEL 5: DAVE sits in a frothy bathtub with his laptop on his knees. NARRATION: Pick one spot in the house that is JUST for work, or else every activity starts to meld into every other activity. DAVE: WHAT. I’m still working! I clearly have Powerpoint open. PANEL 6: DAVE stands with arms wide out. His dog peaks out from the bottom, eyes wide. NARRATION: And finally, don’t forget to be kind to yourself. Keep all these rules, but also allow yourself a break from time-to-time, purely for mental health. DAVE: I hereby declare Fridays to be Donald Duckin’-It Days™! ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

COMIC: Working from Home

Hungry

PANEL 1: GRAMP, and older man with a bald head and mustache, signs for a purchase on a screen. A young red head with glasses and an apron and hat looks at him emotion-less. NARRATION: The digital signature on any credit card purchase… PANEL 2: Close up on a scribble on a screen that does not resemble a name whatsoever. [no text] PANEL 3: A banner and balloons and confetti rain down on GRAMP and the young man as they look excited and join hands in celebration. The banner reads “Society’s greatest shared lie” GRAMP: It looks like a drunk hedgehog signed it! YOUNG MAN: Yet we let it go through! ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

COMIC: Signature

a great week for productivity

MOMENTS LATER... THE ROBOT WITH THE ADULT LUTHOR, FACE HAS "DIED"!...GREAT SCOTT! LOOK AT THESE HATE TAPES INSIDE HIS CHEST COMPARTMENT: NO WONDER THE AUTOMATON LOATHED US!

This is exactly how A.I. works

Panel 1: A text box reads, "Behold. The common house cat." Below it, an orange cat with large eyes sits calmly. Panel 2: A text box reads, "Yet, there is nothing common about her." The same cat is shown with an intense expression. Panel 3: The cat is depicted outside at night, walking on a rooftop while a person sleeps peacefully in bed. The text box reads, "While you slumber peacefully, she roams about..." Panel 4: The cat sits in front of a computer screen with a button labeled "EPSTEIN FILES RELEASE." The text box reads, "Quietly toppling the world order." The cat's paw is poised over the button.

Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.

Explain this, humankind

You are not behind. You are mid-process. Processes require pillows. 🛏️✨

This single panel comic shows DUMBLEDORE from Harry Potter. A floating ball of fire toasts a marshmallow impaled on the end of the Elder Wand. He smiles with eyebrows lifted, and gives a slight thumbs up. There’s a box of graham cracks and a chocolate candy bar at his feet. Caption: DUMBLES’MORE —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

COMIC: New uses for the Elder Wand

The comic features a heartfelt poem written in a handwritten style on parchment-like paper. Below the poem, SHELDON (a 10-year old boy with large glasses) sits on a rocky hilltop, gazing at the sunset with ARTHUR, his loyal yellow duck. They share a warm moment of companionship, with ARTHUR leaning into SHELDON’s side. The colors are rich and serene, emphasizing the emotional tone of the poem. Transcript: YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN THIS The nighttimes where you've turned and tossed,
The daytime battles fought and cost,
The roads you've walked,
The fears you've fought,
The price you paid, so dearly bought,
Is fought the same,
Is walked as well,
Is paid as dearly, plain to tell,
By all those moving on this earth
From their first day of hard-won birth.
This world is hard: its eases, few
And all lives feel it, same as you.
So let one thought invest your mind
To every human life you find:
They're just as pained, they're just as blind
Their burdens are as much a grind. My friends,
We cannot say it enough times:
BE KIND. BE KIND. BE KIND. Alt Text: Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the FULL Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

COMIC: Be Kind.

PANEL 1: A black and white cow looks happily at the viewer. Text: Remember kids: The cow says… “MOO!” PANEL 2: A brown horse with a black main looks happily at the viewer. Text: The horse says… “NEIGH!” PANEL 3: A white sheep with black nose and ears looks happily at the viewer. Text: The sheep says… “BAAA!” PANEL 4: A fawn pug, OSO stands on a blue rug, his eyes wide and pointing different directions. Text: The pugs says… “SNORFLOGHKK” —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

TODAY'S COMIC: The Cow Says...

PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, sits at a desk in front of a computer, tongue out in concentration. TEXT: You’ve tried sitting desks! PANEL 2: GRAMP stands looking up at a computer on a desk at armpit-height. TEXT: You’ve tried standing desks! PANEL 3: In silhouette, we see GRAMP running on a treadmill attached to a standing desk. TEXT: You’ve even tried treadmill desks! But have you tried a HAMMOCK desk? PANEL 4: We see GRAMP asleep in a hammock tied to a tree. A margarita and newspaper are on the ground. TEXT; “Hammock desk! …Just give up!” ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

COMIC: The Search for an Ergonomic Desk!

A traffic cone walks out of the bathroom and forgot to put their flap back down, showing a pink thong. Two cones comment about it.

The Secret Life of Cones

If you've ever wondered how risqué I'd go in 'Sheldon', this comic is the line. It's basically "Darth Vader nipples, and no further"

Mando's First Cruise

two dragons looks at a knight they defeated. One says to the other "I'm on a diet. My wife says I can't eat the ones with 'sugar' as the first ingredient."

Nutrition Info

The Mandalorian giving a tour of a mythosaur dairy factory to some mandalorian students.

"Mando's Summer Job"

I thought it would be fitting to have this comic be my first on Bluesky since I am really proud of it.

I'll be posting my backlog of comics here so follow me if you want to see more!