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Trump Signs Executive Order Changing Meaning of Word Obliterate He also announced a plan to remove from the English language thousands of what he called “Obama-era long words.”

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[also] Headed for the chopping block are such polysyllabic words as “jurisprudence,” “constitutional,” and “polysyllabic.”

Trump Claims Springsteen Not Born in USA “He’s not half as good a singer as Kid Rock," he added.

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Trump Says He Slapped Tariffs on Foreign Films Because Subtitles Encourage Reading “Parents think their kids are safely at the movies, not spending two hours reading,” he said.

And if you don’t read and don’t speak the language, who knows what they are saying open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Drinking champagne could reduce risk of sudden cardiac arrest, study suggests Maintaining a positive mood and eating more fruit may also help lower risk, researchers find

Drinking champagne could reduce risk of sudden cardiac arrest, study suggests.
Or to put it another way “Being Rich”

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King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew “Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team," the King told Andrew.

“Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team,” the King said.

Others are somewhat better placed than me to make the comparison. bsky.app/profile/john...

The only universe in which this all makes any sense is a campaign to rehabilitate Richard Nixon.

Massive Computer Error by DOGE Donates Musk’s Entire Fortune to Save the Children The teenager who made the error apologized to Musk, whose net worth now stands at zero dollars.

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El Chapo Claims He Was Jan 6 Rioter “As a felon, I ask President Trump to pardon me out of professional courtesy.”

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Bernie Blasts Trump For Moving Inauguration Inside: “Wear Some Fucking Mittens” The Vermonter seemed incredulous at Trump’s low tolerance for cold.

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Jimmy Carter Says Best Part of Heaven is He Will Never See Trump "This is the greatest gift of all.”

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Inheritance tax and farms | Institute for Fiscal Studies The Autumn 2024 Budget brought some agricultural property into inheritance tax. What are the changes? Who will be affected? Were they a good idea?

A thoughtful and balanced account of the inheritance tax on agricultural property from the @theifs.bsky.social ifs.org.uk/articles/inh...

Damage to Baltic Sea cables was sabotage, German minister says Boris Pistorius says ‘no one believes’ two undersea fibre-optic communications cables were cut accidentally

And so it escalates… www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...

“With a shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and dubious anti-aging nutrition hacks, they strive to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal. “

Atlantic Ocean Excited To Move Into Beautiful Beachfront Mansion Soon
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“In Praise of Older Women”

Black holes and revelations | Robert Hutton | The Critic Magazine “That’s what we have inherited,” Keir Starmer gloomed, “not just an economic black hole, a societal black hole.” It was a beautiful day, but the prime minister had arrived with his own small black…

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In the party garden not the “Allegra Stratton Memorial Briefing Suite,”

Building on Kursk Can Ukraine and the US agree on a plan?

As ever thoughtful overview from @ldfreedman.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/samf/p/b...