Are those Guzma’s sunglasses or am I see things?

Couldn’t be me.

I don’t even know what to do anymore

After this whole inauguration, and hearing MAGA talk about how everything he’s doing is great…

I feel like I should be upset or angry or something, but all my emotions are just sliding off of me. I can’t live in FL anymore, but I don’t have the money to move.

It happens to the best of us

(me included)

a person in a blue apron cracks eggs into a metal bowl ALT: a person in a blue apron cracks eggs into a metal bowl

What happens after a “cis” “man” reads this out of curiosity:

….wait i’m supposed to do what with conditioner??

Feeling dysphoric and slightly disappointed that I received a lot of male stuff from my mom.

Not trying to bitch, and not ungrateful, but still. Not her fault.

It begs the question, if THIS is what you find ugly, what the hell are you attracted to???

He just farted on my face, laid back down and gave me this look.

the aura…

Honestly, kinda makes sense…

I may be white, but I’m not this white

Question:

Why is my mother so impressed with and admires Elon Musk? Like she’s somehow very supportive of me, but she thinks that thing is somehow “awesome”.

She even voted for Trump of all things, but once again has no issue calling me her daughter.

???????

Relatable in Florida…

I’m just going to abandon Twitter. Pretty much sucks at this point.