Air dropping an elite platoon of sick guys over enemy territory. Now we sit back and wait. The Coughin' 101st always gets the job done

Everyone made fun of my "Stop vaccinating our soldiers" plan until they saw my devastating "Kiss the enemy" strategy in action

Hey I think this guy might be a sociopath

"I cant believe I agree with Tucker Carlson"

- liberals aged 35-75 who are dying to get handed their own Fell For It Again Award in 2028

Starting to think I will never drive a stolen motorbike at high speed through a fish market, wildly gesturing and yelling "Get out of the way!" while being chased by dirty cops.

Crosby has 3 different rivers he can walk into 🥰

Give Crosby a concussion so bad he gets early onset dementia and becomes terrible burden to his family as a parting gift.

Then Letang — who is just bad now — hitting Cates 50 feet behind the play. Fitting clownery from over-the-hill pissants who know their time in the spotlight is ending.

You talk about shuffling the lineup. That's like shuffling 8 Old Maid cards around and seeing if now you won't lose the game

I am not heated. I have been saying since (honestly before) Kerkering's airmail that this team isn't good enough. I said they would run it back and cut Casty like that was the elixir. I said you've demanded no accountability from these players so you should expect none.

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Crawford has not chased at a huge rate and he has driven the ball on a line. There is a lot of ugly still. He is doing more than surviving and surviving was all that was asked of him.

They're sending JD Vance to negotiate with a toddler who doesn't want to go to bed

Have the Flyers ever had a guy who could do that

You wanna reshuffle the lineup? Trade away the entitled, underachieving 2B/3B who combined haven't made a positive difference since opening day

Ok while you're dreaming about that, Trea Turner in reality is the reigning NL batting champ

Football and baseball are the sports I actually understand and care about but hockey is awakening a bloodlust in me I can only assume I'd have felt if I were a Roman citizen watching coliseum games

do they just keep taking dudes off. could you end up with like a one on zero

The Phillies are struggling as they're locked into an aging roster and their pitchers can't catch a break. Good thing I can take my mind off it by playing OOTP, where I'm currently playing as a Phillies team that's struggling as it's locked into an aging roster and the pitchers can't catch a break

Is the .300 average in the room with us??

also:

the NBA has rigged 5 lotteries:

85 (Ewing to NY)
11 (Kyrie to Cavs so Dan Gilbert would shut up about tampering)
12 (AD was part of Tom Benson’s deal to buy NOP)
16 (Simmons to Sixers for firing Hinkie; this was when Dikembe, RIP, tweeted congrats before the lottery happened)
24 (Luka/Flagg)

Law & Order post-opening credits: Special Guest Appearances by RICHARD BELZER as John Munch

Law & Order post-opening credits: ANDRE BRAUGHER as Frank Pembleton

good shit

Phillies home record in the era of:

Harry the K's: 969-762 (.560)
Ghost Energy Deck: 5-10 (.333)

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Big abortion win in PA today - the ban on Medicaid funding is unconstitutional!

AND there's a fundamental right to abortion!

We won!

(Though this Commonwealth Court opinion can be appealed - we'll see what our AG does.)