Plastic English supporting St George. The original English patron saint was
Edmund the Martyr. Can’t believe we let the Norman overlords replace an Englishman with a foreign saint
#downwithStGeorge
#NormanConquerorsOut
Posts by Lavender Luke
He didn’t really write that did he?
We had displeased the Old Gods somehow
Yeah, I’ve got hats. But people.. it’s April. I shouldn’t be wearing a winter hat in April
As a man going bald, I can tell you the top of my head was very cold yesterday.
I think this is why men get hair transplants. Not vanity…. It’s fucking cold being bald
We’ll welcome them to Colchester United next season
I keep sneaking around the office but I seem to have de-skilled as people keep seeing me and asking me to preform mundane duties.
I am TRYING to clear out a nest of werewolves!!! Keep the frikking noise down people !!!!!!!
The rumour that he’s dead is going around again.
His face is stupid.
A threat of genocide.
“Very big rock. They say there wasn’t one bigger, but it was pretty easy to move. Not many people could move it”
To get over my cold, I’m drinking mai tai and watching Peakie Blinders
Did he die yesterday and will come back tomorrow ?
Very much what happens with me. I love it
I am worried that someone is going to drop a nuclear weapon on Iran. And by someone I mean either the USA or Israel
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Utterly unbelievable. This is beyond the “prawn sandwich brigade” Roy Keane complained about. How can an ordinary football fan afford to watch tournaments.
There was a joke at school about weighing breasts.
Way-hay-hay!!!!
Excellent stuff. I wish there was a third : “Wan-king”
May I ask what nasal spray you use? My girlfriend suffers badly and nothing seems to be very effective
What have we in the UK done? We’re not al bigots.
You can’t see his bones spurs from this angle
I don’t carry a umbrella because I short (5ft 7) and if I open one on a city street I’ll just jab other people with it. Maybe they’re good for the countryside but not for a crowded place.
I thought manly men lived brollies.. especially golfing brollies
I watch 4th division English football (league 2 now apparently) and we don’t have VAR and I’m so grateful as it is awful. Who cares if a wrong decision is given? That’s life. I love receiving goals we don’t deserve and hating losing to goals which aren’t deserved. But I don’t want VAR.
Top man.
@jamesbluecat.bsky.social just finished “Pagans” - it’s brilliant.
Are you writing a follow up. It was set up nicely
I read a great book called “Hob”.
That’s my story
30 minutes into Lord of the Flies… my opinion…
Them kids are gonna die
“If you can’t buy it, it’s not a product”
The weird thing I noticed is how oddly placed the end of each episode each.. no jeopardy cliff hanger… just suddenly… theme music and the credits
How much money do these guys have that they don’t notice £75K