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Posts by Lavender Luke

Plastic English supporting St George. The original English patron saint was
Edmund the Martyr. Can’t believe we let the Norman overlords replace an Englishman with a foreign saint
#downwithStGeorge
#NormanConquerorsOut

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He didn’t really write that did he?

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We had displeased the Old Gods somehow

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Yeah, I’ve got hats. But people.. it’s April. I shouldn’t be wearing a winter hat in April

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As a man going bald, I can tell you the top of my head was very cold yesterday.
I think this is why men get hair transplants. Not vanity…. It’s fucking cold being bald

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We’ll welcome them to Colchester United next season

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I keep sneaking around the office but I seem to have de-skilled as people keep seeing me and asking me to preform mundane duties.

I am TRYING to clear out a nest of werewolves!!! Keep the frikking noise down people !!!!!!!

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The rumour that he’s dead is going around again.

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His face is stupid.

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A threat of genocide.

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“Very big rock. They say there wasn’t one bigger, but it was pretty easy to move. Not many people could move it”

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To get over my cold, I’m drinking mai tai and watching Peakie Blinders

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Did he die yesterday and will come back tomorrow ?

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Very much what happens with me. I love it

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I am worried that someone is going to drop a nuclear weapon on Iran. And by someone I mean either the USA or Israel

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Fifa raises top ticket price for World Cup final to $10,990, up from $1,600 in 2022 Fifa raised its top ticket price for the World Cup final to $10,990 during the glitch-hampered reopening of sales on Wednesday

www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Utterly unbelievable. This is beyond the “prawn sandwich brigade” Roy Keane complained about. How can an ordinary football fan afford to watch tournaments.

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There was a joke at school about weighing breasts.

Way-hay-hay!!!!

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Excellent stuff. I wish there was a third : “Wan-king”

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May I ask what nasal spray you use? My girlfriend suffers badly and nothing seems to be very effective

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What have we in the UK done? We’re not al bigots.

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You can’t see his bones spurs from this angle

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I don’t carry a umbrella because I short (5ft 7) and if I open one on a city street I’ll just jab other people with it. Maybe they’re good for the countryside but not for a crowded place.
I thought manly men lived brollies.. especially golfing brollies

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I watch 4th division English football (league 2 now apparently) and we don’t have VAR and I’m so grateful as it is awful. Who cares if a wrong decision is given? That’s life. I love receiving goals we don’t deserve and hating losing to goals which aren’t deserved. But I don’t want VAR.

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Top man.

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@jamesbluecat.bsky.social just finished “Pagans” - it’s brilliant.
Are you writing a follow up. It was set up nicely

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I read a great book called “Hob”.
That’s my story

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30 minutes into Lord of the Flies… my opinion…
Them kids are gonna die

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“If you can’t buy it, it’s not a product”

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The weird thing I noticed is how oddly placed the end of each episode each.. no jeopardy cliff hanger… just suddenly… theme music and the credits

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How much money do these guys have that they don’t notice £75K

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