THE ULTI?!

>be 13 >internet is designed for 30 year olds >wow i can't wait >approaching 30 >internet is now designed for 13 year olds

Flight booked! I'll finally be visiting Seattle from the 17th to the 24th!!

you ever start recording and realize "hey, this is actually not as good of an idea as i thought 😭"

glad i'm not going to force myself through it, kill your darlings and all that, but it's kind of a bummer! maybe next time!

4am...going back for more master duel...

setting up for the new vid. i plan on it being the biggest and most important one i've ever made in my life. lighting is shit. my hair is acting up. i can't find the second part of my tripod so my phone is precariously balancing on top of a webcam. background non-existent. let's shoot this thing 👍

i need the face to face interaction. i also need to not open a bazillion packs and hope i can draw the cards that I can buy irl for like 50 cents.

every five months or so I reinstall Master Duel and then remember why I uninstalled Master Duel

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for

Allowing myself to Think about Lego Knights' Kingdom (2000)

I watched this movie and it was so fucking boring I actually wound up on my phone

"i'm gonna go ahead and activate Lightning Storm-"
"WHY?! WHY NOW?!"
"um, cause, i control no cards, and-"
"LEAVE THE FUCKIN BACKROW WHERE IT IS."

I really need Konami to print some kind of mafia-based archetype so that I can inflict both my Sopranos and Yu-Gi-Oh hyperfixations onto people at the same time.

a robot with a purple and white body and a red head ALT: a robot with a purple and white body and a red head

VOLFOGG MENTIONED

Is that a wrestling term or- ohhh, like the rope on the outside of the ring. I thought like...you got hit in the face by like, a length of rope.

how's the other guy though

ugh this looks so fucking good, i need it

The worst part about starting a new video is that I feel like the conditions have to be PERFECT. I need perfect makeup, hair blow dried, perfectly shaved, outfit impeccable...and the video is me talking about YuGiOh.

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

Working Black Friday at the mall does at least have one upside

yeah it was awesome, I was crying laughing when I realized I was summoning Sheou for the 5th time

played dragonmaids against roomie's icejades. I opened into four handtraps, and then she could barely play while I waited to draw a starter. then it was me sacrificing all my resources multiple times for diminishing returns. after our first round finished it had already been 55 minutes.

i dont think I ever really recovered from Brockhampton breaking up

Congratulations!!!

I'm going to tryyy to use this account more often. I've been spending most of my time behind a different web presence doing different things, but I think all my YGO and Gunpla stuff is going to go here for the time being.

Actually feeling the urge to make a new YGO video for the first time in like...3 or 4 years?

Started playing YGO again yesterday! Placed 12th out of 19th, which I think is pretty good for my first day back in 3 years! I really love the new Dragonmaid support, it feels so good being able to do a 1 card combo.