horribly torn apart into enough pieces for everyone by rabid communists at the DSA reading circle cause I keep pronouncing it "boor juice" and "prolee tart"

look it's very simple. you just numb army idiots' genitals with lidocaine and insert some kind of electrode in there and program it to go off like switch controller haptics when their vr video brainwashing loop gets to the part where people's heads explode into red mist. perfect sissy soldiers

kicked outta the vegas party cause I won't stop pronouncing cocaine as "cuckin"

My LARGE pink and blue knot plug

ive never taken a toy this big 👀

Too disabled to dominate physically so I coast on having a hot voice capable of talking you into sins you can hardly imagine

I need to flog someone with intent again soon. Impact play would fix me

some day some absolute sicko is going to figure out a culinary use for meat honey

My second short story anthology is up on Welcome Change! It'll be discounted for a few weeks to account for the price discrepancy between here and Itch, making it a svelte $4bux as opposed to its new price of $6.50!

Seven spicy tales of Halloween Whorrors!

wechange.me/leaftilde/un...

Rare moment of executive function and i used it to draw a big lesbian

lightning storm in pussy town ouch ouch ouch

I’m getting increasingly less patient with people who insist that we HAVE to keep ableism in our everyday vocabulary.

any1 else notice how the "trans readings of characters takes away from letting men be feminine" people never seem to advocate for or make art of grown men with some facial hair or a bit of a receding hairline (99% of men) chilling out in a maxi skirt sometime w/o turning it into a "tranvestite joke"

you understand this is not healthy polyamory, right? She’s stringing you along & being jealous. that’s why it feels bad

her: “i just feel like im not enough”

me: “ok i have a lot of compassion for those feelings but we should talk about it somewhere other than an orgy.”

her: “im here because i don’t want you to have sex with anyone else”

me: “wat. that is not what you said earlier when you asked to come.”

her: “i just feel like im not enough”

me: “ok i have a lot of compassion for those feelings but we should talk about it somewhere other than an orgy.”

her: “im here because i don’t want you to have sex with anyone else”

me: “wat. that is not what you said earlier when you asked to come.”

i don’t think this is good for me. i think i am breaking.

chat is it a good sign when your brain starts to splinter on itself into different selfs

i don’t think this is good for me. i think i am breaking.

chat is it a good sign when your brain starts to splinter on itself into different selfs

stfu you’re gonna laugh about this in a year or so maybe

Autistic woman’s idea of self-care akin to that of depraved Roman emperor An autistic woman’s idea of self care is virtually indistinguishable from that of a morally bankrupt Roman emperor, sources have claimed. Lottie Fitzgerald, 36, deals with the stresses of everyday…

An autistic woman’s idea of self care is virtually indistinguishable from that of a morally bankrupt Roman emperor, sources have claimed.

i am simultaneously trying to hold onto a relationship i care about & also realizing i can suppress my polyamory about as well as i could my transness & queerness (so not at all).

what a lovely problem to have, i am blessed with a well of affection.

i am simultaneously trying to hold onto a relationship i care about & also realizing i can suppress my polyamory about as well as i could my transness & queerness (so not at all).

what a lovely problem to have, i am blessed with a well of affection.

i try to keep my messy tranny posting to this alt. rest assured, though, all humans are absolute dumpster fires (especially the cis ones who claim they have it all figured out).

i try to keep my messy tranny posting to this alt. rest assured, though, all humans are absolute dumpster fires (especially the cis ones who claim they have it all figured out).

that feeling of panic as the walls close in & you realize you have probs been drinking more again & you stay calm anyways because you have good friends now & are slowly healing & also your health is improving & goddamn this strange life is yours to live

Sitcom Family Fantasy Draft:

* Grandma: Lorelai Gilmore
* Daddy: Shane from L-Word
* Mommy: Morticia Addams
* Cooky Uncle: Paul Lynde IRL
* Cool older kid: Sophia Bush / Brooke Davis
* Moody Teen: Raven Simone
* Cute Lil Rascal: Natasha Lyonne, chain smoking pretending to be 5
* Baby: Jason Mendoza

i am such a sucker for an assertive gal goddamn

i am such a sucker for an assertive gal goddamn

currently drunk at thee stork & enjoying the company of another doll who approached & was compersively assertive in the most delightful way