this is the only good argument i have seen in favour of fahrenheit

The Spanish flu happened during WW1 and killed more people than the war.

men’s sports frequently being homophobic and women’s sports frequently being openly gay has nothing to do with whether women are broadly more progressive or something, it’s that most sports are culturally considered masculine pursuits which makes them conforming for men but kind of queer for women

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

this is so interesting, i didn’t know there wasn’t an agreed upon definition! i think about this a lot re: things like my very atheist dad’s belief that eating things that are delicious but bad for you aren’t just unhealthy they are a moral failing which feels ‘religious’ without any of the perks?

i can't eat alliums because of my IBD so i infuse neutral oil with green onions (basically deep fry in the amount of oil i want to end up with until the onions are crispy) and use it for stir fries and stuff, it's really delicious

when kagiyama the elder cries, i cry

a tumblr post with a user named bvckbiter writing "is this character good or bad" "is this shop unproblematic or not" "is this arc deserving of redemption or not" girl... underneath it is a screenshot from the show shōgun of a character saying "i don't have time for this christian nonsense"

How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days

in norwegian you can tell what gender a word is by which indefinite article is used, so to me fandom is neutral because in norwegian i'd say "et fandom". is there an indication like that in russian as well?

so pleased for them, always thought they were great but didn't think we'd see this kind of skate from them for a while yet

wow so happy for the baby japanese team!!

but do i whine because some tall fuck is better than me at basketball?? no!

a bearded man in a helmet says i 'm wasted on cross country Alt: Gimli, a bearded dwarf in a helmet says i’m wasted on cross country we dwarves are natural sprinters

🤝 if they DNA tested me this is what would come back

"I would be a traitor to these poor burned bodies if I came here to talk good fellowship. We have tried you good people of the public and we have found you wanting. The old Inquisition had its rack and its thumbscrews and its instruments of torture with iron teeth.

The LotR memes will continue until morale improves 🚗

god, please! i use the prevalence of MJ programmes as an example whenever i try to explain the weird bubble figure skating exists within to non-fans

I don't wanna hear a single fucking Michael Jackson song in the next quad I'm so tired #WorldFigure

wow this poster slaps!

craigslist post that reads COME FUCK MY ROBOT w4M (Malibu): Hi, I am an engineer who has built an AI with a vagina. I need someone to come fuck my robot and let me watch. I can't fuck it because I'm like its dad. Thanks. * do not contact me with unsolicited services and offers

Frankenstein modern AU

SAME i’m really enjoying having muted literally every word associated with that woman and her ‘imaginatively derivative’ books

kaori sakamoto love of my life!!!

is that a vibrator in your pocket or is your penis just really scared of me

craigslist post that reads COME FUCK MY ROBOT w4M (Malibu): Hi, I am an engineer who has built an AI with a vagina. I need someone to come fuck my robot and let me watch. I can't fuck it because I'm like its dad. Thanks. * do not contact me with unsolicited services and offers

Frankenstein modern AU

the lutz corner thing always confused me, aren't there two lutz corners?

i bought the whip one today!!

oh @emilyhughes.bsky.social is COOKING over on read jump scares dot patreon dot com

adults throughout my childhood: "OBJECTS DON'T JUST GET UP AND WALK AWAY, WHERE DID YOU SEE IT LAST?"
me: there is an object in your hand. it is extremely important you don't lose it. you look down. there is nothing in your hand.

did you know that adhd is a legitimate disability except for when i lose something, that is actually evidence of being an unreliable and incompetent piece of shit who deserves to be shot in both knees

i've always thought of it as a consent thing: people in hospitals, pharmacies, on public transport or in supermarkets can't really opt out of being in those spaces with you, so that is where i would prioritise masking if it's not something you're able to do all the time