Am I doing this right?

Fuck them love-handles fr

Now crush it!

Then why are you already in your birthday suit?

Happy Friday, we all made it!

Yup

I’ve noticed. Doing great. It’s tough to stay consistant. Don’t feel bad if you miss a day or two. Consistency is a long game.

Cutie

Thought you looked familiar.

Friday

I see blue sky just got drafts and that’s great, but where’s our motherfucking voice notes?

I mean, in all honesty he was probably aiming for your face

Are you in my circle?

Wear some good clear eye protection.

It was a struggle

Was so cold

Here, have whatever this is.

I was hoping for something like ”I can gouge your eyes out if you like”

More? How do we see less?

Who said anything about sex? I use my penis for lots of non-sexual things.

Mine is in my penis.

Can confirm. You never listen.

Bruh

You’re such a nerd. Are you gonna do an unwrapping video or nah?

Trying to cut glass?

Spoiled like rotten milk? Got it.

Is that a mural wallpaper?

Man wearing ghost face mask with no shirt on

Person holding energy drink

Man with no shirt on

Person on motor cycle

New year, same pervert.

All the dad jokes

I thought you saw it on my insta lmao