Gravity is a chump. Never work for exposure.

Everything in the final game will be 100%human made. But proto-molecule technology is being used in production.

Still get the same launch issues. Seems to happen less often but that might just be luck.

I really enjoyed #SNLUK, but now I’m just worried the Americans are going to do what they always do with greatest British comedy, remake it, and ruin it.

I figured out a way to make it launch reliably. Launch, switch app. Skywalker shows as a black screen, force close. Then opens successfully. I'm sure I can work out how to record a video if you like. Hope this helps the troubleshooting.

I slept with Mary Jane but I don't think Peter will mind. I hear he's a swinger.

Doesn't launch, does show in the list of open apps in task view. Either black or with nothing.

@skywalker.thereforeiam.eu For the past week or so I've been getting occasional failures to launch the app. Can't see any pattern. Anyone else reported anything similar?

A van for the company 'Sword Logistics'

At last, someone to transport all my swords.

And it'll get retangled in the post. A perfect business strategy.

Hell yeah. Recently started a server with friends after not playing for a decade. Lot of new toys to play with.

You can find out Sonic's age by cutting him in half and counting the rings inside.

Font issue, that's an L not an i.

We all ignoring the fact it looks like it has a massive erection?

My next DnD character is cleric Al Error.

Hopefully @matthighton.bsky.social has enough free time to edit Bobby into Stallone's Dredd.

The worst part about being diagnosed with Coeliac is having to learn how to spell it.

me: you boy what day is it today?

boy: nonces shout out of the window day.

me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

You got mugs on your face, you big disgrace!

Trolleys have those little seats for a reason people!

I'm an armchair psychiatrist. And my armchair had a really difficult childhood.

Everyone's talking about the hottest new gameshow.

Tinker Tailor Soulja Boy

Frostholme - A Little RPG by misterspidergod An adorable festive horror rpg

NEW GAME ALERT!

I made a thing! My new silly little game #Frostholme is out now!

Play an adorable festive horror game, where you're cute little guys - trapped in an endless, wintery forest full of dangers!

With art by Ben Hollands (benhollands.com)

Lookit - misterspidergod.itch.io/frostholme

You can't live your life worried about what others think. You've just got to dance like no one's wanking.

I've decided to start posting all my thoughts to bluesky. I decided this three weeks ago, turns out I don't have any thoughts.

I will strangle a horse
Maybe it's where the barn is
I don't know what a farm is, but my equine bloodlust's strong

I'll search fields, sheds and gorse
For that single toed mammal
I won't strangle a camel, as that would be bad and wrong

In my day, we didn't have fancy sex gadgets like fleshlights. If we were horny, we had to fuck the Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish.

I only hear "I will strangle a horse" to the tune of "I can show you the world."

Ford Prefect's description of the beginning of the universe while drink in Restaurant at the end of the Universe is perfect writing.