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To everybody with Sirius XM my comedy special drops as a album soon. Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter on satellite radio!

Everybody thinks 'https:// stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

My stories have been preempted for this presidential "speech" and I am not happy

20 charged in college hoops point-shaving plot Twenty men, including many former college basketball players, have been charged in a point-shaving scheme that involved more than 29 games being fixed, according to a federal indictment.

20 men have been charged in a point-shaving scheme involving more than 39 college basketball players on more than 17 NCAA Division I teams

what if we all just tried lying down on the floor

yall this fucking ai. it’s not real. leave this garbage on another platform. what’s “lioktlee buns”?????

two men are sitting at a desk with an american flag on the desk Alt: two men are sitting at a desk with an american flag on the desk

My husband just correctly pointed out that Collinsworth talking about anyone sounds like Michael Scott talking about Ryan.

Personal inventory day.
Vinyl. Fountain pens. Bottled inks.

🚨Beware all women: do NOT record your period & ovulation info on your health apps.

Governor Hochul vetoed my landmark health data privacy bill with @lizkrueger.bsky.social that would have prevented tech companies from using & selling our data without consent.
@nyclu.org @newyorkstateag.bsky.social

watching my favorite christmas movie and what is possibly the great american comedy about class and race

I personal news I already text the cousin chat that Dec 18th is Dune 3 and Avengers Doomsday. Put in that PTO we going to the movies for 8 hours

I mean everything is fresh hell ain't it? Goddamn.

Add another one to the list.

We're passing around bootleg copies of a 60 minutes segment. What a time to be alive.

All of these links went to promotion of this story earlier today. All these links are dead now — that's how thoroughly they've scrubbed this.

Anyway today I bought myself a new pen for Christmas. And I made a new notebook cover. And now im dusting off my WIP. So I guess happy new year witches (solstice and all)

I do not want Pluribus to end. The season finale is next week and it is not enough.

Oh look who tuned in

Dept. of Comedy Regulation.

And not even from true crime podcast hive

Norah is healing me today. (And lexapro. Obvs)

My comedy special is out now! Available for rent/purchase on Amazon, Apple TV and YouTube!

He is best known as the lead singer of The Time. He is known as an associate of Prince. They attended the same high school in Minneapolis and in 1974, as teenagers, became bandmates in the band Grand Central .

Happy birthday Morris Day (69)
American musician, composer, and actor Morris E. Day a happy birthday today (born December 13, 1956).

Live Nation, Ticketmaster must face sprawling class action over prices A federal judge in California ruled on Friday that Live Nation and its subsidiary Ticketmaster must face a class action on behalf of millions of Americans for allegedly overcharging them for events at major concert venues across the country.

A federal judge in California ruled on Friday that Live Nation and its subsidiary Ticketmaster must face a class action on behalf of millions of Americans for allegedly overcharging them for events at major concert venues across the country.

I can not get over Tender Is The Flesh's ending. lately ive been sleeping on it and starting a new book the next day. I went back and re-read the last chapter at lunch. HOW CAN I MOVE ON?!

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