I did a comedy show last night where the goal was to try something I'd never done before, and found myself digging up weird news stories fof commentary. Winner was "well then don't put that guy in charge of the guacamole!"

@thelibrarylife.bsky.social

Shocked/not shocked that, after the new EO targeting the Institute of Museum and Library Services, our vendor partners are completely silent. This includes money that we spend directly with them in service to our communities. Where you at?

It would be great if the @aclu.org or someone would take up this case on her behalf. Suing alone can be really expensive

like my cat might be a Nazi. I don't know because she doesn't share her opinions

I think we love animals because they don't talk

learned a new word today!

hamartia - a fatal flaw leading to the downfall of a tragic hero or heroine.

this is exactly the kind of post people should do at 2:00 a.m.

I'm not saying people should do this, but if there was mass vandalism of Teslas and thd insurance to own one skyrocketed, what then??? Of course no one should DO THAT

I'm willing to bet that no other US president has had so many articles written about how to talk to your children about them

Remember when Howard Dean yawped in a room full of excited supporters, and got disqualified from the presidency?

The day after Fred Korematsu Day, government websites related to the internment of Japanese Americans are taken down.

I second your Abigail energy

their 12 followers are really going to get a kick out of that

Disburse funds. Follow the actual law, which is love. Honor children for who they are. They do not have the numbers to stop you.

stop complying in advance. they do not have the numbers to enforce any of the shit they're trying to do. they cannot sue and arrest and deport everyone. do not comply with fascist bullshit. do the right thing

no shade. That's funny

i um.. I think that's all you. unless you hadn't heard of ube before?

maybe orcs are just guys like me with really bad back pain

Trump’s ‘Gender Ideology’ order creates a federal mandate defining gender as the sex of an embryo at conception.

Impacts: As all embryos have female sex characteristics at conception, all Americans are now defined as female under this order. (3/3)

Wait till they find out how hard it is to do things without Federal functionaries. like their presidential nominees are going to have to do all the paperwork

there shall be none until the CNN video of me breaking Nazi jaws

Just hanging out, getting my heart punched in the face repeatedly. I got to take this boxing class just so I can learn how to block

idk who needs to hear this but it’s basically a spectrum of danger so take action according to your privilege 😃

Do not obey in advance

to celebrate inauguration day, I'm just going to leave this here

me on the couch with my big fat fantasy novel resting on top of a sleeping cat, with another cat sleeping on my hip

All horrifying politics aside, last week was also a tough one at work, and I had a sick kid. Today is books and cats

internationally??? RENOWNED????? only at one particular open mic I'm afraid