I dont understand why every version of every saber face character gets an action figure but iskandar cant get one at all.

Thats the only way they'd make one.

Happy tummy Tuesday 🐻

😍

It has been tummy tuesday literally all day long. Get your shit together.

*dyes your hair brown in your sleep*

There has been a great unwhimsying.

Thats why youre bestie.

Hand me your phone. I cant have you using it as a hotspot when I take the wifi router to work with me.

Why is no one a silly goose anymore? Everything is so serious. It's giving Ben Stein.

What's up men ? Good morning! It is #tittytues and #tummytues show them bellies and titties !

What i dont know cant hurt me.

I rewatch it at least once a year. And I notice something new every time. I love it so much.

I had to tell you more three times to febreeze your bedroom because it smelled like Bradford pear.

I have always maintained that Hercules and xena were the he man and she ra of my childhood because I dont remember he man and she ra from back then. People tell me im wrong but I know theyre just mad at Kevin Sorbo, which is understandable but it doesn't change facts.

Theyre really gonna have to gender-bend iskandar and give him saber face for me to get an action figure of him. (I have been mad about this for a decade. This will continue.)

But just a dribble. So they know you did it on purpose.

Florida is not "the south". Florida is New York with warmer and deadlier weather. Miami is jersey. The panhandle is a bingo hall.
Thats all.

Youll never be too tall to face the consequences of sass mouthing

I was born in the 80s but no one started raising me until at least 95. (It was xena)

Getting ready for work #twt

Past me in tighty whities with a rainbow beard

You were raised better than this.

Keep back talking and it'll be 2 weeks.

Go to your room.

Guy standing in a kitchen in his white briefs holding a cup of coffee.

Morning. You're still grounded. #TWT

Remember the sabbath (tightywhitie tuesday) and keep it holy

I thought I was enough without one. 😥

An overhead shot of me laying naked in bed; my hairy body fills the majority of the frame from the lower left (starting at the bridge of my nose) up to the right (ending just past my saggy balls and flaccid uncut dick).

Happy/horny Monochrome Monday! #mcm #gaybear

Forgot to post this one with my old underwear.