Graduation (Friends Forever) just came up on my YouTube playlist and holy shit, that song is old.

Vitamin C's gotta be long dead by now.

I know so many people who could be improved by ECT. A little zippy zap to the brain would straighten them right out.

Oh, that's true. I think I did manage to fight the secret true boss in either Deathsmiles or Deathsmiles IIX. But not both.

I will die on the hill that regardless of whether it was a made-for-TV highly-censored "miniseries of the week" thing back in the 90's, that version of "It" has the best Pennywise. Dude didn't have all the CGI bells and whistles and still nailed the creepy dread of the clown.

Lydia has big Joan Cusack energy. I love it. #Jeopardy

Sometimes they have hidden bosses if you meet the conditions/play well enough, so there’s that if you’re into it.

Fair. I have fun even being bad at them.

My favorite part about the "Reagan cut a secret deal to keep the hostages in Iran until 1981" conspiracy theory is the idea that Carter would have somehow won if not for the hostages.

My second favorite part is that we immediately began giving Iraq weapons so they could fight Iran.

Honestly, there's no real incentive to get good at shmups.

What would be the point?

It's a neat party trick, I guess?

But unless I think I can become good enough to set a world record score, why even try to be good?

There's no bragging rights outside that.

TBH, bullet hell games are something I play because they have pretty colors and cool music, and I can unlock infinite continues.

Getting good generally isn't on my itinerary.

Take bullet hell games for instance. Someone better at games than me could probably react to complex boss spray patterns in real-time. I can't.

Hell, I can't react to them on my 100th try.

Playing on a laggy docked Switch probably doesn't help.

But I wasn't any better on 360.

A good game allows a player to anticipate and react to threats as they are happening, but also offers resistance to the player.

In theory, you *could* blind run the game without dying, in practice, you won't.

Sonic the Hedgehog are I Wanna Be The Guy are both very bad games.

Sonic: Hold right until you eventually fall into a pit, remember where the pit is next time.

IWBTG: Die every 3 seconds from unpredictable threats.

A good game would exist somewhere in between.

Now thats a hot take 😂

Star Trek is going to be the worst MTG set ever.

It'll either be bad being at Star Trek, bad at being MTG, or both.

Star Trek is about feelings and friendship and diplomacy.

MTG is about murder.

It's going to be so fucking dumb and bad. #mtg

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." - God, possibly

I don’t like Jamie Ding. I don’t know why. He’s not a jerk. He doesn’t have any annoying tics. I just don’t like him.

I respect his talent though.

Letting America slide headfirst into fascism because the other side was mediocre is some real smooth brain shit.

“Bureaucrat Conrad, you are technically correct, the best kind of correct.”

The crucial thing to understand about Peter Thiel is that he adores "The Lord of the Rings" and no one in human history has ever so utterly completely missed all the salient points of what a book is about.

The existence of Trick Williams implies the existence of a Treat Williams.

Watch factory reflected in half frozen Charles

Along along the Watch Factory (Waltham, MA)

“A farthing divided 12 ways? More like a FARTING divided 12 ways!“
- An actual thing in The Canterbury Tales

Chaucer sucked and I’m glad he’s dead. Burn his books.

my friend Domi sent me this custom Klothys for my Commander deck and I‘m in love

Taps the sign. #EDH #CMDR #MTG

One of the few benefits of being a man is that if someone hears me using an electric toothbrush while I'm in the shower, they are more likely to assume that I am brushing my teeth while showering. They would be also be correct.

I am speaking strictly from a Mario Kart point of view in regards to Yoshi.

Love him in Mario games and his own games.

As far as Mario Kart goes, I’m a Toad guy.

People are deepthroating Mamdani over this, but like… Bowser’s cool and Yoshi is mid.

And what kind of dumbfuck doesn’t pick Wario to represent corporate greed? That’s literally his whole thing. Greed is not a primary motivation for Bowser.

The Street Fighter trailer seems to reference the actual games, Street Fighter: The Later Years, and the infamous animated film.

I bet Teriyaki Express has like, the biggest vagina.