Mornings are unreasonably hard, we should develop something to replace mornings

at this rate they're even going to start losing people who would've chosen the military as a career

maybe gravity is actually a repulsive force arising within clouds of overlapping quantum event horizons due to particles expanding outward through the smeary trees of individual experiences of all of reality…

maybe we fall to earth because every nearby particle's existence is exploding into us

careful, this is how you end up on the path to chupaquesos

seems like a perfect sort of day

feel like so many of the vocal ones these days are longing for a return to a world where they just have to prove their worth by paying someone's father enough money/sheep/acres/etc 🤷‍♀️

don't optimize your kids' childhood. please. it's not worth it. their additional earnings, if any exist, will absolutely all go to therapy in the BEST timeline

some of them probably boofed random plants during thunderstorms to replicate the experience

what if the gop is trying to have trump assassinated but they're out of money so instead of hiring assassins competent enough to get past the secret service they're picking random gun-toting republicans

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Think Mark think the animal stories were messy like life is Mark no one was coming to save them they're Dumbledore died in the first 30 pages mark they had to fight or die Mark like all of us

For the animorph fans

what?? that's quite a big oh no for our household, no wonder there hasn't been thanksgiving dinner at home for a few years

they'd be falling over each other trying to greet you first in hopes of landing the B. B.O.P. account though

oh gosh is "let the humans gently lay down for an afternoon nap" on this playlist too?

The unrelenting progress of eyes like a flood of molasses, like bitumen, like a whole whole world slowly choking. It began on your left cheek after a bad break up, the eyelid tore your skin and you saw (it was beautiful). The pile of dirty clothes and dirty dishes by the bed was almost part of you:

authentication service that runs an instance of you who loves to sit around thinking about passwords all day long

sometimes you just have to tell it to them straight

very confused that so many people want to try to force women into situations they'll long to escape from every moment of their lives… with access to the cleaning supplies

any of the horses would absolutely demolish us in breakdancing, probably literally

if they insist on pointing at the IBA president's statements maybe they'll also get arrested for cooperating with an enemy of the state and charged as terrorists 🤔

is this just a public transit issue of playboy

so we just need put them in a gun safety law that doesn't get rid of any guns, they might actually vote for that

"You'll regret this!"

"Maybe. Eventually. Right now I want to and would do it a few more times please."

Whether it’s tattoos or piercings or gender affirming care or intentionally changing our reproductive status (or anything else), we make ourselves. Change is the rule so we may as well embrace all it means.

it'll just fall between the cushions and show back up whenever people go rummaging for change

141 - Terrier Team 3 panel comic by Hey Buddy Comics 1st panel: A shop keeper is pointing down the road to two crime-fighting Terriers. The shop keep says "Someone stole a load of bread!" The Terriers respond: Don't Worry! 2nd panel: Close up of the Terriers who continue "We'll find the person responsible for this!" 3rd panel: We find the two Terriers harassing the Mayor of Dogham City in his office, one biting his butt, while the other asks "Why are there people in your city who can't afford to eat?"

plugging the modular into the speakers and cranking the volume so we can share the transgender experience with the whole building

they could just start with something based on Airframe and sell new incidents as DLC

Additional -7 MILLION- pounds of meat and poultry recalled on top of the original recall's 200k pounds.

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