right now we're exactly at the point where grace needs to solve a braille puzzle that can be brute forced in 6 tries or less with no penalty for a wrong guess. her solution is to pick up and carry the blind child all the way across the zombie infected hospital so she can read it for her
gf and i started playnig resident evil 9 right before we moved and we still haven't set the ps5 back up yet so i'm waiting with bated breath to see if this little blind girl is resident evil 8 good baby or resident evil 7 biohazard baby
giving our landlord 3 months notice that we will not be renewing the lease and having her freak out like ohhh wdym why are you not staying 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 girl i literally just had to call YOUR debt collectors because they sent ME a legal threat because YOU are defaulting on your mortgage. hmm i wonder why
low resolution image of a man attempting to roll up a baguette overlaid with the text "Now the bread is portable."
you, idiot: i think eating healthy means fresh vegetable and whole grain
wise maha government:
a while ago my gf's mom explained the npr processed foods thing to me and it haunts me every day. wdym food bad for you if it dissolves in water. why are we putting white bread in a bucket of water to see if it's worse for you than whole wheat bread how is this new information
i'm sorry to all women for swapping my nightreign main from duchess to scholar....... he's my 25 year old grandpa meow meow and i love micro managing 500 different mechanics and contributing Nothing to the team ❤️
happy new year, last year sucked so much Ass and Shit that i somehow played 300 hours of elden ring nightreign in between working myself to death at shitty mobile game job as da world blew up. here's to a better 2026, i will be playing another 300 hours of nightreign though
i usually use the women's room because🤷 and this guy who thought i was a guy followed me in there, realized his mistake and instead of going into the men's room just left entirely
went to new york last week with my girlfriend and we had a 100% success rate on Getting Mistaken For Two Platonic Male Friends. took her on a date to a fancy restaurant and they asked if we were doing Boys Night
direct came out at 6 am for me and i had just gotten komaeda blasted so i missed all the 3 houses shit going on. i don't see it... i'm looking away.... i'm looking at oomfie on his bird................
fire emblem's first ever oomfie lord............
(bleeding from the mouth) at least i can play elden ring :)
mfw we renewed our lease for a year because we like the local restaurants and can get to sf on the bart but then all the restaurants are shutting down from tariffs and rent and the bart isn't going to run here anymore because gavin newsom is too busy posting to run his fucking state
can we have private accounts on bluesky please i didn't want to know people actually like jinshi and want to defend his honor in my replies 😭 can't an mf just complain about narou slop in peace
i noticed that but i actually agree with maomao that his concern is about her virginity rather than her wellbeing considering that his reaction to hearing that she wasn't sexually assaulted... is to immediately begin sexually assaulting her
what was the point of um ackshually'ing me like this lol
4. gets 75% of the way towards actually fucking doing it before getting interrupted by the dead children coming back to life
what's up with that scene where maomao is sleeping next to some (temporarily) dead children and then jinshi:
1. wakes her up
2. asks if she's still a virgin based on a bruise on her neck (???)
3. tells her (DOES NOT ASK HER) he's going to fuck her right then and there (IN FRONT OF THE DEAD CHILDREN)
season 1 was consistently mid but we just finished season 2 which is instead equal parts surprisingly good and surprisingly bad. congrats to maomao for getting a gf for 3 minutes
don't get me wrong. maomao princess of the world and my heart. but the show is mid and i'm fucking killing that stupid ass fake eunuch. chop this man's dick off for real this time i'm sick of him
can't believe i put off watching apothecary diaries for over a year while building up hype because everyone is like this show is soooo good and then i finally sat down to watch it with my gf after even she got pulled into the hype and then it was like. Middling
told the dentist i was going up near tahoe for the weekend and later while he was poking around in my mouth he was like oh right.... careful about a freak storm like the one a few weeks ago.... people died in that one...... no cavities btw....................
my life is hell right now and 90% of the things i'm doing to get through it are ill advised and frankly embarrassing. my stalwart warrior gf suffered through 200 hours of fire emblem engage for me and yet i still struggle to get out of bed in the morning....................
uh i apparently can't DM you so please let me know some avenue of sending this to you, it's just a 15 character code
I DO!!!! i got the code yesterday and i will send it to YOU lucky winner of the elden ring hashtag search
Prepare To Cry: 10 More Career Secrets You May Have Missed In Elden Ring Promotional Emails
screenshot of dark souls 2 with a text overlay reading "BAMCO FORGIVEN"
i got the job
related: i have been chosen for the elden ring nightreign network test but for personal reasons (gf doesn't want me to get spoiled before we play together on launch) i can't actually do it. if you want my ps5 code uhhh idk reply to this post or something Thanks #eldenring
been waiting on a decision about this job for over a week now and almost lost it this morning when i woke up to an email with the subject line "Congrats! You've been Chosen..."
it was fucking elden ring
personal life so extremely stressful right now but it's fine because i can improve my mood exponentially by whingeing about video games online
the vfx thing has been a problem since the miitopia switch port and for what. just turn the effects off!! they look bad and make the performance so bad that it's legitimately nauseating. the game looks and runs so much better in dungeons because they don't smear vaseline over the screen. Please