If you’ve never done pressure point release on your hips you don’t know what you’re missing. My god the relief is orgasmic 😮‍💨

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Woohooo 🛳️ 🎉 🍾

Good morning! Have a fabulous Tuesday!

It is fascinating! It’s probably one of my favourite TV shows. I get reminded how normal and uneducated I am 😂

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Sandi explains it quite well…

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Looks like Hungary’s politics is set to change!

He’s so funny! 😂

Stunning!! 😍🌸

We nearly got caught in a hail storm in Oxford! It was wild! Lasted 10 minutes and then the sun came back out. Bizarre weather 😂😂

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It’s my 40th birthday and I’m still in shock about it. Please send me many nudes to help me feel better 🙏😏🎈

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Many congratulations. You are now in charge of us all 🥳

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Hahahaha! Hope he recovers soon

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Day off. It’s a beautiful morning. No panic or rush to be anywhere. Music playing in the background. Cup of brown coffee flavoured drink. Windows open… idyllic.

UNTIL THE COUNCIL DECIDED TO START ANGLE GRINDING THE FUCKING ROAD OUTSIDE 😭🤬

Quote this with a shower pic 🚿🧼

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Good morning ☀️ Happy hump day! 🍑 I feel like it might be a good day 🙏 😎

FINALLY! Cheering you on 🙌

Couldn’t agree more! Count me in 🙌

Perfect way to celebrate 🙌 Chipolatas or nice girthy ones?

Depends on what size car you need. A good friend is a bit of a car nut and he gave me this answer…

-Mini Cooper JCW E
-It’s fun
-The range
-Convenient and cheap (not sure what he means by “cheap”)
-Public charging can be problematic

It’s so handy!

My favourite part of Sunday night 🛀 (yes, I put a label on it!)

I couldn’t survive without M&S 😂

Work bag. The other one disintegrated 😭

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Good morning Nicky! What’s the plan for today? Any more house work?

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Always.

This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409)

It’s so exciting 😁

Good morning!

Always need to stay hydrated 😉