Died for our sins, still has 8 lives left, jesus barely made it past 1. Skill issue

The best bit of that movie is reading the imdb page after and reading all about the utter madness on set, it just makes everything you just experienced so much better

If there's one kind of social media post I hate, it's the ones from accounts that only post generic opinions that are generally safe, immediately followed by requests for interaction

E.g. "I love my dog, like and share if you love your pets!"

My brain just imagining Rage Against The Machine singing "rally round the nurses! Eith a pocket full of tranqs!"

Home from work at 2am

Asleep around 4am

Housemate loudly talking on the phone and stomping around the house at 9am

Kevin (probably) saved the world

Just an all round positive show about a guy trying to help other people with fairly low stakes problems

had a fuckass awful night in work last night, so today im having a huge fucking breakfast

full fry, plus french toast

Wait... then who-

*looks under bed*

GodDAMN it, babadook! I told you we were through!

so, like a lot of folk, ive been obsessed with The Pitt recently

i JUST found out Dr McKay is played by the same person who played Bart in Dirk Gentlys Holistic Detective Agency!!!!

this has actually blown my mind.
its so.... confluent

Look, CNN
I've told you a thousand times already: I'm not into your cannibalism kink. Lose my number.

i wonder if they know how much we love them

Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising

Incident At Loch Ness

A Knights Tale

The Endless

.... dear lord, my brain stopped working after 4

it lives in my brain every single day

the reaction to the dude dropping his butthole is iconic

and like 90% of his shows have cops casually entering properties under false pretences ("you hear that? sounds like a baby crying", kicks open door to empty apartment)

even his copaganda shows have them casually breaching peoples rights

That post is the best unhinged advertisement for Velocipastor 2 I could ever have asked for

i dont have any hugs unfortunately, but i DO have a video of a red panda getting scritches if that helps

bsky.app/profile/dail...

godDAMN

My housemate does that annoyingly American thing where he'll walk around the house talking on his phone, but, like, he's full projecting his voice from the diaphragm into a microphone half an inch away

He's also in a fantastic but tragically short lived sitcom called The Class with Jon Bernthal (of Punisher fame, but plays a lovable goofball in the show)

I mean I spent my late teens horribly depressed sooo... yeah pretty close

Ooo! Haven't seen that one, but it's by my favourite directors!

Pagliacci: "doctor, I have a raging inferiority complex, have severe anger issues, and really enjoy hurting people"

Therapist: "fuck, I should call the police"

Pagliacci, tears in his eyes: "but doctor, I am the police"

He then proceeded to follow the pair of them down the street at a distance, calling out to her

I sincerely hope he got hit by a fucking car

Some absolute fucking creeper kept waiting outside my work for my coworker when she was doing cash up

For over 15 mins he sat staring in the window at her until one of the chefs from down the road (nicest guy in the world, built like a stack of rocks on steroids) walked by and told him to fuck off

Coworker: "this has been a really cursed year in our work.... there's been over 9 break ups out of, what, 20-24 staff"

Me: ".... I've worked here exactly one year and one week..... sorry"

I haven’t heard a peep from Charlie Kirk about the black man piloting Artemis 2.

Truly a man who fears neither demons nor gods

mostly focused on up north;
the walls of Derry are pretty cool

giants causeway

game of thrones tours if youre into that

titanic museum

my ex-coworkers would kill me if i dont pitch the ulster museum as well

my brain: "oh we have tons of cool things to see here!"

also my brain: "404 information not found"