what if, a Girl, farted ?

our house
is a rarely rarely rarely dry house
with strong floor on the ground
look up and you see clouds
now everything is moldy cause no roof

train phone case with operable quad airhorn 130Db

bro i was homeless when i started this account

when a macnult is poem-ing, you listen.

When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health

Vaping model train smoke fluid

figured my sick air Ddim7 add9 would've given it away, but what a keen air observer you are

could've sworn it was jeffrey epstain????

male man

Hark and Herald the angels sing. Herald is pretty good but Hark could use some practice, and I'm being nice.

300 characters, what is this a tolstoy novel ?

thanks crab man

how to tell if You are unc and if one is asking , does that inherently make one unc ? Thx

excuse me, that thing you just said? my fetus hated it. god, read the womb, will you?

even a prompt to add an assistant to the sidebar grossed me out so much. for shame mozilla :^(

bet the Bush's Beans dog is just clearing the place out this time of year

i'm gonna come down there and knock ya'round!

livin la vida poopoo

Smart Tits

gonna get my breasts enhanced. not bigger , prolly make them bluetooth or something

can you imagine the ghost of that thing , sheesh

cunning, baffling, powerful

sorry i'm late , the thrust of my incessant queefs resisted my forward momentum, causing an effect Not unlike that of driving with ones emergency brake on

damn i bet yr real good at tennis w that serve (alternatively: are you a veteran, Because i thabk you for your service)

i may perchance , Log off at somepoint

beans (my cat)

DA BEAN

has this bit been done?

I got the type of stutter that make me keep saying dumb shit over and over